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As far as penis size goes, that has nothing to do with attracting women. Don't know why men fixate on this , it's kind of gay.

submitted by HeyJames to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 02:11:44 ago (+19/-2)     (whatever)

Perhaps it's pornography enforcing unrealistic expectations. You know they choose those guys to be short on purpose so it looks bigger on camera?

Some guy here told me not too long ago that you need an 8 inch penis to find a woman. They don't have fucking x ray vision lol

Jew media has gotten certain people's minds thinking about mindless, stupid bullshit. As long as you don't have a micro penis you're fine.

I've also been told by women that niggers having huge dicks is a myth, but chinks having small ones isn't.

Good God don't know why that stupid comment got me on a rant about penises but that was such a ridiculous incel thought that it had to be addressed.


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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 02:32:53 ago (+8/-1)

In my experience you don't need a big dick. But if it gets around among women you have one - it'll help you.

On that note - judging by the votes so far cock is more popular here than pussy. This should surprise no one.

[ - ] CHIRO 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:17:45 ago (+7/-0)

I hate your porn-posting habits, but this observation was pretty funny.

[ - ] AryanPrime 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:41:06 ago (+5/-2)

imagine being a pedo poster thinking you have any business opening your mouth in White America kike filth

get the fuck out or be buried under already kike, nobody wants you here

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:08:18 ago (+4/-1)

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[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 10:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

Faggotts are thick as ticks on a dog's neck.
Easy to pick out the porn addicts

[ - ] aboutime 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 07:29:31 ago (+5/-0)

Nothing is worse than having any size dick and being an awful lover. Size wont help you.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's stupid I'm still taking mental notes on shit I'll never be involved in.

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 06:35:27 ago (+5/-0)

Its not about attracting,its about retaining.
Women like fullness

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 07:53:09 ago (+5/-0)*

Skills in tongue boxing helps retain, too.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:40:00 ago (+0/-0)

Women really don't care how the cum, just so long as they do.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 07:02:33 ago (+3/-0)*

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 07:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

Access denied: error 1020
May need to archive the link if its worth reading.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:12:29 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:14:46 ago (+1/-0)

Error 1020 Access Denied happens when a connection request arrives that seems to be a potential threat to that site. This can also happen when the server crashes or the website contains outdated information by mistake.

It doesn't like your IP

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 20:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

Good to know, thank you.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 03:08:40 ago (+4/-0)

Got ghosted by an ex. We got back together and I found a she had bought a vibrator it was literaly the exact same size as my dick. Made me feel good lol

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:11:22 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 03:07:13 ago (+4/-0)

Yes, your post fixating on penis size is kinda gay.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:24:43 ago (+3/-0)

I dont know. Im not even sure women are that attracted to penises. They are so unfortunate looking. I think if you are a woman, having a bf or husband with a big dick is like some sort of status symbol. And I think if you are the kind of woman who goes around saying “I love to fuck guys with great big dicks” its some sort of boasting rights — like “Im more of a woman because I can take it.” Yeah, we have this sort of “macho” competitiveness amongst each other.

But I think this is more about insecurity and shallowness and doesnt have much to do with satisfaction. White women have smaller pussies than black women and swarthy types. Large dicks are not comfortable in smaller pussies. I did have this work friend who used to claim that she loved giant cock, but she was a nigger, and I thought “she probably has a giant pussy. “

Blacks DO have bigger dicks and E.Asians have smaller ones. The average dick size in the congo is like 7.5”. When you are dealing with African-Americans you are often dealing with people who are 25 to 50% white, which may make the size difference harder to distinguish. Big dicks are useful in hot climates and not useful in cold ones.

I just think women obsessed with dick size are ones to steer clear of anyway. Most women just want an ordinary penis that works and doesnt inject herpes.

[ - ] Cunt 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:48:26 ago (+4/-0)

They are so unfortunate looking.

The honest truth. The bulge is sexy but they are weird alien looking thing.

like “Im more of a woman because I can take it.”

Dick slamming on your cervix is not fun.

Large dicks are not comfortable in smaller pussies.

Yep, so it's not one size fits all.

A certain amount of girth is good too, better than excess length.

Chodes are out for me though, at any size.

I would add I think "most girls perfect cut" is also a myth, many have been programmed that way, especially in
places where it is common, but that just prevents them from trying it. Less friction.

Most women just want an ordinary penis that works

Foreplay matters more than dicks. How its used too.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:38:56 ago (+2/-0)

they are weird alien looking thing

Same with vaginas. Not that I have any IRL experience with them, because I don't, but being a biology student you learn about all that stuff. Then there's naturally the unfortunate ads that appear when on free movie sites and all that. :/

But yeah... Vaginas are odd. Heard them described as axe wounds and it checks out. Boobs are better, so long as they aren't too big.

Dick slamming on your cervix is not fun.

Never thought about that. Out of curiosity, what's the average depth for a woman? Because, if by some act of God I ever end up in that situation, I'd rather not harm the hypothetical wife because for whatever reason I was gifted with larger equipment than the average guy and it'd be kind of a dick move.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:16:33 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:24:15 ago (+1/-0)

and I too prefer them on the smaller spectrum

Yup. They won't be saggy freaking sandbags when we're all old fuckers. Though I guess there's implants now too, but... Eh.

All I ask for at most is a decent handful, but if she's a freaking angel and has really nice eyes and hair then I could care less about the "assets".

I was almost 22 when I lost mine.

23. Still haven't, won't. If someone gives me shit about it I just remind them Christ died alone and a virgin technically, and we're supposed to be Christ-like, that usually shuts 'em up.

I just don't care anymore, really. Back in HS I would've loved nothing more than to have a girlfriend just to hang out with and all that. Partners, right?

Now I've been done with college for a year and on track to (fucking finally) starting my career and I really can't bring myself to give one flying fuck. Women are worthless at best and vindictive fucking slaves of Satan at the average. I learned too much. 😐

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 14:48:51 ago (+1/-0)

I was 26 before I met my wife...keep working on your career, paths will cross at the correct time.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 15:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe. I'm not a believer in that "path's crossing" or "God's Will" thing.

Free Will, and that allows women to be as out of control as they like because there are zero consequences.

Besides, I'm only interested in girls that haven't "been around". I'm a virgin, is it wrong to expect the same? No, but at my age there are none. Hell, there aren't any by college.

All the good ones are taken, and nice guys finish last. Doesn't take a genius to see how that story ends.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

Best advice: never,ever stick your dick in crazy.

Crazy girls are the best in bed.
But...they are crazy.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:17:26 ago (+0/-0)

There is a an inverse relationship to your penis size and how much you have to do to get a woman "in the mood". If she sees what she likes she starts off ready. If you don't rock her world it's gonna be a long time coming.(her)

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:09:52 ago (+0/-0)

When I was younger I hooked up with a woman at work. I was 25 she was 41 but looked young enough people thought we were the same age. The older a woman is the more honesty you can expect. Anyhow we got to talking about a manager who was like 6'5 medium build and black as hell. I commented he must have like a 12 inch schlong. She swore up and down that she never hooked up with him but a co worker did and it was reported to be below average. Another black co-worker was accused of sexual misconduct. He was let off the hook because the victim claimed his dick was 8 inches and in reality it was much much smaller than that.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

Germans have the biggest penis.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, it's been my experience that women aren't that attracted to dicks. They might be slightly amused by it while messing around with it. "It's so weird, the ballsack looks like it is BREATHING!" I felt like when they did do sexual things with it, it was more because they wanted to give pleasure, or felt obligated to do something, not that they were getting pleasure out of what they were doing. Like a man gets pleasure from stimulating the clit for a woman, but I have doubts that a woman gets the same kind of pleasure giving a blowie or handy. I may have just been with the wrong women, I don't know...

What I do know for sure is that women definitely are not sexually stimulated visually, anywhere near the same level as men are. There are signs of that everywhere. Female nudity in movies for example is seen as sexy/erotic/beautiful, but male nudity in movies is often used for comedy, to shame, or to threaten. I've never heard of a woman getting busted for voyeurism. I haven't heard any stories about lesbians perving on other women in lockerrooms etc...

So just seeing a dick isn't likely at all to turn a woman on. All of the guys sending dick pics are just wasting their time, and unless you have a literal micropenis, you shouldn't worry about what a woman thinks about the size of your cock.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 08:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

I agree with what you said here. I will have to check on the balsack breathing thing at some point to verify.
All of the guys sending dick pics are just wasting their time,
They have no idea. At best it could be taken as a funny joke. I can see why some women view it as sexual harassment. Penises are the thing we tolerate when we decide we really like you. Maybe thats not true of all women but I think its true for alot of us. Especially for alot of younger women it is threatening.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 09:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

It's so weird, the ballsack looks like it is BREATHING!
To recreate: make sure they start off warm into a cooler environment, or with a slight breeze. Let the temperature regulation contract and expand as needed.

it is threatening
Between size, angles and visual unappeal, "prone bone" seems to make the most sense. Probably a bonus that blowjobs don't get me past "ready for work"; spending five minutes tongue boxing her gets a better ROI by comparison.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:51:51 ago (+3/-0)

It's definitely gay but in our gay driven culture it actually has become true.

In a culture where women are screwing more men than men are screwing women women find things to compare and they have fixated on penis size. And so if you're out there trying to get to bed with a bunch of whores that are the majority of the young women today who've already slept with 10 people they're likely to say and even actually care if your penis isn't as big as the guy they had last night and you might not get as much action.

But the truth of the matter is relationships for non-religious people these days are a disaster and nothing like they used to be anyway and those same women after they get older and have ridden the cock carousel will be left alone and we'll start to care very little about penis size.

The truth is whether it's penis size or just the rampant sexual non allegiance to any partner that is the pervasive culture of today among non-religious people it really doesn't matter. You either find yourself one of the rare women who hasn't slept with a million guys and that means they may not sleep with you unless you give them some kind of real commitment or you just judge the women on the size of their tits and they judge you on the size of your cock and you realize unless you're both drunk to overcome your preferences in those areas it's just going to be a lot of b***** about it.

None of it matters because you should not construct your life around women or what women want anyway. Because the one thing that can overcome small penis size in a man is being secure and who they are and being bold and showing people that you don't care what other people think because the real thing that women find sexy and attractive and that will make them come if you're on top of them regardless of your penis size is if they think they're with an alpha male. And an alpha male doesn't give a flying f
* about superficial nonsense or what other people think. And trust me a woman who thinks she's with an alpha male will be so wet that just the thought of you lying on top of her might make her come.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:04:01 ago (+2/-0)

a woman who thinks she's with an alpha male will be so wet that just the thought of you lying on top of her might make her come
I can second that observation.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 05:21:24 ago (+3/-0)

Well, big cocks = more testosterone = more aggressive = a better defender of your family.

This is why all soyboy faggots have round chins and tiny cocks.

It's a warning sign

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 07:43:45 ago (+1/-0)

It's a warning sign
Never heard of it put that way...the logic checks out.

[ - ] AryanPrime 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:42:22 ago (+1/-0)

this explains why kikes females are so bitchy all the time, the amount of micro cock in kike community must be massive, all weak chin looking soyfags lmfao

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:39:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yeh there's some golem ass looking jews like the guy that played hellboy, but the bulk of them are small chinned goblins.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 07:44:41 ago (+2/-0)

You're insane if you don't think women check out the crotches of men. They can tell how large you are, they can see which way you're hanging.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:01:06 ago (+2/-0)

Personal experience or things you've seen as a bartender?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 12, 2022 05:00:54 ago (+1/-0)

I've had conversations about it. Women are at least as vulgar as men, if not more. My wife points out my pecker showing damn near everytime I leave the house and she's a sweetheart. Imagine what cock thirsty thots think and say to each other.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 14:50:46 ago (+2/-0)

That's your brain saying "NOPE"...it's truly beneficial.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 06:59:49 ago (+3/-1)

Women are slaves to a big cock.

They will be the last to admit it because it is humiliating and embarrassing that they are a simple cock whore.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:59:19 ago (+4/-0)

No. Youre an idiot.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 18:59:32 ago (+0/-1)

No you are a cuck and your wife has a boyfriend with a big dick. She calls him up whenever you fuck off somewhere. Then says she isn't feeling well the week after so you don't notice she got pounded out and is all loose.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 05:59:56 ago (+2/-0)

Shut the fuck up. Us real men all like ass and tits. Women like penis and abs. Fuck off.

Don't be a faggot homo.

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 05:25:17 ago (+3/-1)

LoL whatever you say peewee.

It will help you attract women because you will have big dick energy.

Will also make life with women / keeping women easier.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:51:14 ago (+1/-0)

Listen I am a married man but in my single days, have never had a complaint in regards. But how many times when flirting with a woman was dick size mentioned? Zero lol

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:43:52 ago (+0/-0)

You fuckers don't make any sense...

Why is it women need to remain virtuous and all that but us guys apparently just get to fuck around and all that? It's a bit hypocritical ya know?

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

It's not you fucking dumb niggerfaggot.

Think about the equipment.

I can fuck three girls and all I need to be ready for a fourth is a quick wash of the Johnson.

Meanwhile the girl who got pounded by three dudes in a row is a loose furbag of raw meat and multijizz stew.

That is why women can't be whores and have respect.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:13:50 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. Especially considering that fucking around like that simply creates more dirty fucking whores.

Like... You bitch about the problem and yet contribute to it.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you have the reading comprehension of a nigger, nigger.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 20:10:14 ago (+0/-0)

Incorrect assessment.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 20:06:57 ago (+0/-0)

It's because she's the one who has to carry the baby for 9 months, then do the majority of the caring for it. The consequences for her are exceedingly higher than it is for a man.

Nobody thinks highly of a woman who has multiple kids from multiple fathers, and very few think highly of men who have multiple children from multiple mothers. I don't think many self-respecting white women would want much to do with a guy who has 3-4 different "baby-mamas".

At least that's how things USED to be.

When was the last time women were truly encouraged to remain virtuous? Certainly not in my lifetime. This is the age of Tinder, nigger. Women are encouraged to act like men now in just about everything. Careers, fucking, drinking, partying, sports etc.

You sound like a feminist.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 20:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

I see your point on the first two paragraphs, but women when they fuck around are often on the pill or just abort. Or they do other shit like oral and whatnot so they can lie and say they're a virgin when really they're just as much a fucking degenerate as any bitch that takes it down low for any guy she fancies.

Then of course there's the fact it requires a guy of equally degenerate behavior to take part in that and... "corrupting" (lack of a better word) what could've been a decent virgin woman, and that guy will almost assuredly go along and get with other women, virgin or not, and the problem just spirals onward and onward until everyone involved is killed.

But nowadays, there's so many that it IS impossible to find a virgin woman for a virgin man. It won't happen. Case closed.

I won't compromise what is right just so I can get some easy sex, which I doubt matters that much anyway.

You sound like a feminist.

I am. Women should be feminine and feminine qualities should be actively encouraged alongside teaching them how to be excellent and loyal girlfriends and wives.

You said it yourself, what this modern jewish perversion of feminism is. It's just making them mediocre men.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 06:02:00 ago (+0/-0)

Support!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 03:02:23 ago (+2/-0)

Chicks dig your teeny weenie!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:06:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:05:56 ago (+0/-0)

My dick is so big it doesn't return Spielberg's calls.

[ - ] Hh 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

And just like that everyone has a huge dick like we're in the 8th grade

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:53:59 ago (+0/-0)

Lol yup

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 05:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

How to say you have a peanut dick without saying you have a peanut dick...

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 03:26:34 ago (+1/-0)

must be the jews who invented that story, fixated as they are with their mutilated dick

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 02:15:50 ago (+1/-0)

You know how I attract women?

I exist

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:48:43 ago (+1/-1)

Well enjoy the endless drama, bitching, money begging, and general bullshit. More power to ya.

Peace and quiet is much better.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:00:46 ago (+0/-0)

I dont play those games

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:09:35 ago (+0/-1)

Well they do, and lift a fucking finger and you're off to prison, bud.

So good luck with that bullshit.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:14:04 ago (+0/-0)

Lift a finger? I tell her to get her ass in the kitchen and make me a damned sandwich

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 12:26:17 ago (+0/-0)

And the dumb bitch naturally replies telling you to fuck off, get off your own damn ass and make your fucking self a sandwich.

I've seen how this shit works in person many times, guy. You aren't fooling me.

Unless you're just joking around, then you fucking got me.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:07:37 ago (+2/-0)

You know what, the dumb bitch does tell me to fuck off and make my own damned sandwich. Then I laugh at her and go back to whatever I am doing. Invariably, a few minutes later she appears with a sandwich

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 13:13:48 ago (+0/-0)

If a woman knows how big your cock is, you're either a flasher, or you've already attracted her enough to not even have to worry about it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:38:34 ago (+0/-0)

Cope.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 11:28:17 ago (+0/-0)

After a woman has a baby, nothing you're packing compares.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 19:07:48 ago (+0/-0)

You can have that shit tightened up and if your woman is not a mentally vacant sloth she can kegel that shit so it throws ping pongballs 50ft.
American women think after a baby they are fat and loose forever.
But that is justa dumb whore being a dumb whore.

[ - ] zr855 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 10:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to know how much penis size matters to women, just ask yourself how much vagina size matters to you.

This isn't difficult folks.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:17:08 ago (+0/-0)

i had to quit several relationships cause i always had to hold back too much.

if my dick was smaller, i had more options.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 08:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

You're drooling

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