I saw a hot chick at the grocery store today. She was smiling at me and I kept thinking to myself, "Don’t get a boner... don't get a boner...” - Upgoat

I saw a hot chick at the grocery store today. She was smiling at me and I kept thinking to myself, "Don’t get a boner... don't get a boner...”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 14:10:04 ago (+48/-0) (Jokes)

...and then she did.

Ruined my fucking day!

@Anus_Expander -- I think I finally found someone for you. Best of luck, rookie!

This is why I cut holes in my pockets