I saw a hot chick at the grocery store today. She was smiling at me and I kept thinking to myself, "Don’t get a boner... don't get a boner...” - Upgoat

I saw a hot chick at the grocery store today. She was smiling at me and I kept thinking to myself, "Don’t get a boner... don't get a boner...”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 14:10:04 ago (+48/-0) (Jokes)

...and then she did.

Ruined my fucking day!

@Anus_Expander -- I think I finally found someone for you. Best of luck, rookie!

[ - ] Prairie 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 19:27:22 ago (+6/-0)

Better to have your day ruined then your night.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 14:56:35 ago (+4/-0)

RotFL!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 19:07:22 ago (+1/-0)

This is why I cut holes in my pockets

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 15:37:44 ago (+4/-1)

So, you stare at tranny crotch, eh, faguette? Us: not surprised.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 11 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 15:54:22 ago (+11/-0)

Us: not surprised.

How many voices do you hear?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 18:03:14 ago (+3/-1)

I never counted them, but they all tell me that u r gay

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 19:17:26 ago (+1/-0)

too funny lol

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 18:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

Cancer-inducing. Come on, man!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 18:46:22 ago (+1/-0)

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 15:58:29 ago (+2/-1)

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