There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. - Upgoat

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 10:06:15 ago (+67/-0) (Jokes)

After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “the boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!”

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 17:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

very good.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 16:36:54 ago (+3/-0)

Finally, a funny joke

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 17:38:47 ago (+1/-0)

Whaddya mean? You were first!

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 13:17:40 ago (+1/-0)

"SLAP"

[ + ] uvulectomy