Fox News Calls Arizona For Stacey Abrams - Upgoat

Fox News Calls Arizona For Stacey Abrams
submitted by Love240 to whatever 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 19:07:37 ago (+23/-0) (babylonbee.com)
https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-news-calls-arizona-for-stacey-abrams

PHOENIX, AZ — In a shocking turn of events, data analysts at Fox News have called the gubernatorial race in Arizona for Stacey Abrams.

"Yes, we are aware that Stacey Abrams isn't even running in Arizona, but we have top analysts working on this and the data does not lie," said Fox News polling expert Arnon Mishkin. "Stacey Abrams is your new governor. The election is over. You can all go home now. Goodnight!"

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[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 19:15:14 ago (+0/-0)

I'm so pissed off that Stacy Abrams lost.
Georgia was going to prove Kanye right.
So many Nigglets, vacuumed out of their She-Boon birthing person's cunts!

It was going to be beautiful at any size!

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 19:58:14 ago (+1/-0)

Hm, gross.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 21:38:12 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody said black genocide was going to be pretty.

[ + ] AryanPrime

[ - ] AryanPrime 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 10, 2022 07:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

imagine thinking you, a kike, having 40% nigger DNA, don't qualify for that program as well

[ - ] shigeridoo 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 19:59:13 ago (+1/-0)

Made me wut for a split second.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 21:08:30 ago (+1/-0)