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Fake eggs are a thing...

submitted by shitface9000 to China 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 14:09:52 ago (+12/-0)     (www.bitchute.com)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/dnevgQahncm0/



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[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 15:29:55 ago (+2/-0)

I just assume those Casey's breakfast sandwiches, jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches at the grocery, and pretty much any premade shit like that already consisted of fake eggs. The things in the video look pretty convincing.

Get yourselves a couple ducks or some quail and render this a non issue.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 14:19:28 ago (+2/-0)

So is fake rice. Mahatma had the gall to pull that plastic rice scam a few years ago.


And that dollar tree cheese has to be little orange space age plastic because it doesn't melt.


[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 17:50:01 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently, Indian markets are particularly susceptible to counterfeit sundries of all kinds. There was a video posted years ago about a private detectice busting a convenience store operator for selling counterfeit shampoo. I couldn't find the same one but you can find all kinds of Indian videos complaining about this kind of stuff.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 17:59:59 ago (+2/-0)

Arabs do this shit too. One Saudi shop owner was selling camel piss (yes, that's a beverage they consume there....no, I don't know why, nor do I want to know), but it was just his own piss in bottles.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 18:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

The trick to not getting scammed with fake piss is to do as the africans do. Plant your mouth on the cows hole and drink it directly from the source.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 20:00:11 ago (+1/-0)

Since you brought it up I saw this last night

https://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0

Watch the part where she's cutting it up towards the end after cooking. Why would it be tough? After all that cooking I thought it would be really soft. Or even before idk the whole things confusing.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 22:49:01 ago (+1/-0)

I knew what video you were talking about before I even clicked the link.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 22:58:53 ago (+0/-0)

The cheek and tounge would get used a lot more than the vagina and those fall apart beautifully after cooking.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 9, 2022 17:01:22 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, Gowithit. I've never seen a standalone cow vagina assemble, nor have I ever seen one being shaved with a razor in preparation for cooking. The 'meat' appears to have a sort of density you don't see in muscle tissue, and I'm not impressed by that knife.

That "cooking 1000 river worms" video recommended at the end could be useful as a part of a weight loss strategy.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 5, 2022 17:52:08 ago (+0/-0)

The Indian liquor market has always been like this. You'd be hard pressed to find a genuine bottle of Johnny Walker there.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 04:23:09 ago (+0/-0)

Did get a weirdly orange yoke recently looked just like one of those.