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A guy kept having terrible headaches for years. He had been to multiple doctors and tried every remedy possible, but nothing could get rid of the intense pain. He was considering suicide, when he saw an ad for a new doctor in town and decided to give it one last try.

He went to the new doctor and got checked out. The doctor said, "I figured out what the problem is. Your testicles are pressing against your spine and causing the terrible headaches. The only remedy is to cut off your testicles."

The man said, "I don't care what you have to do, I just need some relief."

The man had the surgery performed and when he recovered he felt wonderful--like a new man. The headaches were finally gone.

He practically skipped down the street, smiling and waving at passersby when he noticed a tailor's shop with a big sign that said "Suits Half Priced." The man was in such a good mood since his headaches were finally cured, that he decided to get a new suit.

When he walked into the shop, the tailor greeted him and the man stated that he would like a new suit.
The tailor replied, "Ok, you look like a size 42 jacket, is that right?"

"Exactly!" the man replied. "How did you know?"

The tailor responded, "I've been doing this for many years young man. I am very good at it. For the pants, you look like a size 36, right?"

"That is amazing", the man replied. "I may as well get some new underwear as well."

"Ok", the tailor said. "You look like a size extra-large underwear, right?"

"Ha!" the man laughed. "Got you this time. I actually wear a size medium underwear!"

"Medium?" asked the tailor. "That's impossible. A size medium would press your testicles up against your spine and give you a headache!"