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I just wanted to say, "Thanks!"

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 21, 2022 20:06:19 ago (+44/-0)     (Jokes)

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side.

I would like to thank my legs for always supporting me.

And last but not least, I would like to thank my fingers -- because I can always count on them.



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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 21, 2022 23:13:08 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] calx 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 21, 2022 23:19:37 ago (+2/-0)

God willing!

[ - ] YamicaInTheBackPocket 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 03:05:04 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like to thank my eyes for revealing Jew lies.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 16:53:38 ago (+1/-0)

I'd like to thank my anus for only talking shit behind my back

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 16:57:44 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck the colon. It's full of shit.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 00:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

Yes limbs are very nice to have I agree

[ - ] calx 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 21, 2022 22:32:01 ago (+2/-0)

You're a national treasure, Centaurus.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 12:47:31 ago (+1/-0)

Good one

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 22, 2022 08:25:53 ago (+1/-0)

Joke aside, it's good to appreciate having these basic tools. Arms are especially important.