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isnt every job like that?
submitted by con77 to whatever 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 15:20:52 ago (+29/-1) (u.smutty.horse)
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I used to refinish wood floors. I worked by myself and would bust ass to get the job done by friday afternoon. the boss would want me to go help his lazy ass cousin who already had a helper. I'd tell him that I didnt bust my ass all week to help his pot head slacker relatives.

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[ - ] 2Drunk 8 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 15:27:13 ago (+8/-0)

And if you have a female boss and work with females they all get promoted and do less work while getting the credit for everything you do.

[ + ] I_am_baal

[ - ] I_am_baal 7 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 15:30:11 ago (+7/-0)

That's why I work for myself. Fuck all of that.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 19, 2022 16:47:02 ago (+1/-1)

Seriously, it's like this site is full of employee types.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 18:06:35 ago (+5/-0)

20% do 80% of the work.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 18:07:48 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 20:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

Worse, it's actually the square root of the number of total workers.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 15:50:42 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] fnbs 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 20:25:12 ago (+2/-0)

And the fuckheads who cant do their job get better jobs instead of getting fired

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 15:57:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 16:17:55 ago (+2/-0)

his cousin was in the office one day snooping through the bosses desk and got a case of the ass when he saw my check. I told him 'I get more done than your two man crew'.

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 18:23:38 ago (+1/-0)

ahh, well I'm the pothead in my office (no nepotism) and I get shit done. I also request the pay equal to the value of my work. If not, I'd go down the road. I almost did recently, but they gave me more money.

I guess my bosses are just honest, good guys. Engineering firm (I'm not an engineer)

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 18, 2022 20:55:42 ago (+1/-0)

are you stoned at work all day?

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 19, 2022 18:13:52 ago (+1/-0)

no, I don't smoke til I get off work.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 19, 2022 18:48:25 ago (+0/-0)

i dont drink till 9-10 at night. the bosses cousin was stoned all day

[ + ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 19, 2022 07:40:10 ago (+0/-0)

I am. Helps me get a good rhythm going and tune out distractions