So much downer news and stuff. This compilation cheered me up. Enjoy! - Upgoat

So much downer news and stuff. This compilation cheered me up. Enjoy!
submitted by lord_nougat to UpliftingNews 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 22:50:08 ago (+73/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/3ns5aj.mp4

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:48:42 ago (+7/-0)

This was well constructed. I don't see many well spliced videos of people dying like this one. Tells the story before shit hits the fan.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 00:43:12 ago (+4/-0)

I only watched it once before posting.
After the second watching, I agree! This is brilliant!

Kudos to whoever made it; I wish I knew who it was.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:29:12 ago (+5/-0)

Buu Tyrone, he leakin!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a pretty serious coolant leak He should get that checked out!

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:30:06 ago (+7/-0)

It's not Schlomo in an oven, but pretty close. I was prepared to complain but you delivered dead niggers which was actually the first thing that came to mind while it was loading. You didn't disappoint.

[ - ] calx 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 22:54:42 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks nougat. I see shit like this and think, "I reincarnated here amongst these animals." Did I deserve this? Did I lose a poker game in the afterlife and this is my punishment?

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:12:11 ago (+5/-0)

It was the particle collider that put us all here in the worst timeline. It has to be purgatory or hell.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:32:34 ago (+3/-0)

Pure anthropogenic hubris. Atoms and sub atoms smashing together isn't anything special. Particle colliders are nothing. Happens constantly between celestial bodies when they get close or collide. To say nothing of nuclear fusion that takes place in every star.

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:40:40 ago (+3/-0)

What about Jack Parsans and Alastair Crowley? They opened a portal

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:44:13 ago (+5/-0)

Those gay dorks dindu shit

[ + ] calx

[ - ] calx 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 00:29:34 ago (+2/-0)

I think there's something to that. :O

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:03:52 ago (+4/-0)

I was a democrat in a previous life, so I probably deserve this. Thanks, gods!

[ - ] 3Whuurs 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:02:50 ago (+6/-0)*

Hard to argue it isn’t better a few people die fighting during the crime if it increases the odds the attacker dies by a few 1000% right then.
Rather then let them kill a few times more before we all get to pay a few 100k/year to feed them for the next 10 years before some Jews let them out to kill again.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:05:19 ago (+6/-0)

They all just get let off with no bail to do it all again; this is the clear, obvious, and correct answer.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:31:47 ago (+2/-0)

Wish I could upvote that twice!

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:30:37 ago (+2/-0)

What you said!

[ - ] RedBarchetta 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 23:39:10 ago (+5/-0)

BRAVO! BRAVO!

[ - ] Cunt 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 05:48:07 ago (+4/-0)

I was amazed at the quick draw of the tent store guy, made sense when I realised it was a hunting store!

The guys getting hit by cars was top kek.

Fuck that nigger who died in the revolving door made a big mess.

Good evidence for everyone having a gun. Also it's a lot easier to commit crime when wearing a face mask isn't suspicious anymore, isn't it?

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 13:50:00 ago (+3/-0)

Good video but i dont like how they are spliced, i wish they would've showed every scene uninterrupted

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:20:36 ago (+4/-0)

This is like an old school voat post. Thanks again for being there with the goods Nougat.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

I do what I must, because I can.

Also, thank you.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 00:50:41 ago (+4/-0)

UPDATE: This guy took credit for it on gab.

So he's maybe pretty cool. Or he just stole it and claimed credit.

But he seems cool.

[ - ] whiteflourguy 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 18:53:56 ago (+2/-0)

Any video that shows Niggers getting what they deserve is great

[ - ] NedsHead 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 05:37:35 ago (+3/-0)

The fat cripple learning to use his new seal legs was damn funny

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 12:42:58 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 12:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

Oh. Yeah, I suppose I should have put that there.

Thanks!

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 11:04:01 ago (+1/-0)

The security guard in that first video also got wasted. They cut that part out, but everyone in that video took a few bullets and wound up dying.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 12:00:18 ago (+0/-0)

Well that sucks.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 08:26:20 ago (+1/-0)

I've seen every last one of those videos, but this compilation rules. Good find, man!

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 08:18:13 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks Nougat, very uplifting

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 07:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

mostly in shitholes, when they do that in europe, nothing would have happened to them, the robbers I mean

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:26:27 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 01:40:34 ago (+6/-0)

Never did I claim to possess 'mental healthiness'. Enemies of society getting what they deserve has always been something I have enjoyed; I don't expect that to suddenly end due to some kind of "morality" or whatever. Especially at this point, after the 'summer of love' and the fake elections, and after all the machinations of the corporate media. I am comprised of hatred and always have been: I may as well use that to a grander purpose, if I can. I'd like to think that my sense of innate injustice drives this hatred, but who am I to say for certain? At any rate, this is my 'SOCIAL JUSTICE' cause! I am PRO-DEATH to those who have so stridently earned it.

Am I a bad person? I don't care, at all.
try to rob someone? Get gunned down cold for it? FINE! Rapists dismembered? COOL! Pedos set aflame? GO FOR IT! Politicians dancing from a yardarm next to the pirates they protect? YES! This shall be a plank in my platform.

Yes, I know, live by the sword and die by the sword. They're out for me as much as they're out for any of us, and I expect my fate will be much the same as what I wish for them. Fair's fair. There's no playing nice in this game that is real life.

But you go ahead and 'do you', as they say.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 03:47:25 ago (+3/-0)

Team Nougat.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 03:53:46 ago (+2/-0)

Welcome to the team.

We should have a meeting in a beer hall at some point.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 08:28:19 ago (+1/-0)

How about single malt Scotch and some fine cigars, somewhere nice outside?

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 03:46:15 ago (+2/-0)

Living a fantasy life is not mentally healthy.