Ok. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? - Upgoat

Ok. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
submitted by FreeinTX to Jokes 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 22:38:29 ago (+39/-2) (Jokes)

One is really heavy.

The other is a little lighter.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 09:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

Sigh. 🙄

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 22:39:26 ago (+3/-0)

Stolen joke.

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 22:44:10 ago (+4/-0)

Most are

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:06:33 ago (+2/-0)

And by 'most' we mean 99%.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:14:08 ago (+3/-0)

Borrowed, if we're being dishonest.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 01:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

A true artist doesn't steal; they 'homage'.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 13:30:48 ago (+1/-0)

Fromage!

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 23:18:56 ago (+1/-0)

We don't use nigger slang here.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 15:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 16:34:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 16:36:05 ago (+0/-0)

SACRE FROMAGE!

No corn pone por VOO!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 13:30:32 ago (+0/-0)

Mine are primarily just borrowed. I give them back and forget the punchlines before long.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 14, 2022 23:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you leave them better than you found them!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:19:33 ago (+6/-0)

Ever notice how the best jokes never get told anymore? Me neither.

Nigger.