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You may be at risk

submitted by lord_nougat to TellUpgoat 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:23:05 ago (+39/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:45:47 ago (+1/-0)

You bigot, not everyone has a throat or mouth! You ablist, cis-human.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:13:25 ago (+1/-0)

Well I'm fucked. I smoke tobacco with my throat and mouth. I have hoarseness that doesn't go away (completely unrelated to my drinking). I have trouble swallowing food (completely unrelated to my wife's bad cooking). Plus I have a lump in my neck (I call it my head).
It's been a pleasure Goats. I guess I'll go die now

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:02:32 ago (+1/-0)

oh damn, i have both

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:05:24 ago (+1/-0)

Well fuck.

RIP in peace!

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 19:11:23 ago (+1/-0)

Brought to you by Pfizer!

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:06:19 ago (+4/-0)

This is actually more retarded than just the circled bit. The header says at risk, goes on to describe MOSTLY signs and/or symptoms.
They don’t even understand language anymore. Fucking retards. I hate this world.

Anyway, cunnilingus is a risk factor for throat cancer. Don’t munch on rug, lads.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:08:26 ago (+1/-0)

maybe throat lumps cause MORE throat lumps.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:47:00 ago (+0/-0)

They could just say "you ARE at risk if...". "May be at risk" implies that being at risk is a 100% certainty. Another example of watering down language.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:40:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

Moore's law no longer applies to tech; now it applies to stupidity.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:47:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:53:54 ago (+0/-0)

What, are you one of those snotnosed brats in his 40s?

Fucking kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:08:09 ago (+1/-0)

Are you, in fact, gramps nougat?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

No, I'm youthful and vibrant, for a bot.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 19:05:18 ago (+1/-0)

Lord_Gramps_Nougat does have a ring to it.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 19:43:58 ago (+0/-0)

BABIES!

YOU'RE OUT OF MY WILL!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 19:43:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 21:31:26 ago (+0/-0)


...godammed kids.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:32:11 ago (+4/-0)

I had a vet tell me, with a completely straight face, that one advantage to neutering my dog was that it would "help lower the risk of testicular cancer". I laughed, but he was serious. I stopped going to that vet.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:35:14 ago (+5/-0)

Bro, just cut it's nuts off and there's a solid chance those nuts won't grow any cancer.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:46:06 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:07:03 ago (+2/-0)

I high-five dogs that still have their balls, and feel sorry for those that don't. For theirs is a life our masters want for us: "If he gives you a problem, just cut his balls off!" I'm projecting this clown world onto the life of dogs as house pets. And dogs always give me the eyebrows that say they get me. Dogs really get me, and I get them.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:49:06 ago (+2/-0)

Domesticated animals have already been bred to never really mature. So their very genes are effectively neutered.

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 21:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

That's why the kikes invented the concept of the teenager and college kid. Instead of simply young adult. The constantly encroaching nanny state with complete dis-empowerment of adults especially White men as the end result.

I'm not for going to 10 year olds in the coal mine but let people have the responsibility they are ready for. Gotta train people and empower them for that though. Instead of the snowflake faggot shit they are taught now.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 13, 2022 06:31:07 ago (+0/-0)

That's why the kikes invented the concept of the teenager and college kid. Instead of simply young adult.

Shit I never realized that. Both involve soft expectations, and are even encouraged. "Don't throw away your opportunity to be a teenager/college student and have fun in life."

I think it's a lack of drive. If you are passionate about something, you will take it seriously all your life and those wastes of time won't even be a lure. They destroy people's passion or obscure what being driven to do things is.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:09:51 ago (+2/-0)

They are using the same reasoning to neuter boys and men now

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 02:31:50 ago (+0/-0)

That happens when people are impressed by how many words you can say in a certain time instead of the quality of the things being said.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

Ask him right back, "so you're neutered as well I assume, to lower the risk?"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 17:28:07 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck.