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[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 13:24:19 ago (+4/-0)

I’d rob a bank before I ever considered killing myself. You gotta flip flop and fly!

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 15:15:44 ago (+3/-0)

In 2019, the average dollar value of property stolen per reported robbery was $1,797. Robberies accounted for an estimated $482 million in losses. Banks experienced the highest average dollar loss at $4,213 per offense.

Odds of getting caught are very high, so choosing a prison term for a tiny chance at $4K might be a valid reason to kill yourself.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 15:37:43 ago (+0/-0)

I have a better idea, I’ll falsely claim Covid reimbursements. People get away with that all the time!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 15:42:24 ago (+0/-0)

Less legally iffy would be to falsely claim you're a woman and go on disability.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 18:57:52 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 13:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

Right? At least bring a friend!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 15:15:29 ago (+2/-0)

How many immigrants were provided for by the money that could have afforded the disabled a reasonable level of comfort and living?
The same immigrants who drive up expenses and lower wages that impoverishes natives?

[ - ] Sheitstrom 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 13:16:04 ago (+2/-0)

Satanism manifest.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 04:25:01 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing of value was lost

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 11, 2022 00:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

no big loss

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 10, 2022 15:12:05 ago (+0/-0)*

Maybe they should take public transit instead?

*still won't have issues with overstaying and parking tickets.