I met this sexy girl in a club last night and told her that she reminded me of my little toe. Giggling, she asked, “Why? Is it because I’m small and cute?” - Upgoat

I met this sexy girl in a club last night and told her that she reminded me of my little toe. Giggling, she asked, “Why? Is it because I’m small and cute?”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 8, 2022 11:25:26 ago (+37/-2) (Jokes)

"No," I said. "It's because later tonight I'm gonna bang you hard on my coffee table."

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 2.7 yearsOct 8, 2022 14:42:49 ago (+5/-0)

Don't lie you told her about Gaia and that's what gave her the hots

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 9, 2022 22:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't know women got so turned on by gay jewish pedophiles.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 8, 2022 14:17:00 ago (+2/-0)

6/10. i can't help but think this great set-up deserves a better headline

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2.7 yearsOct 8, 2022 14:26:41 ago (+5/-0)

I haven't seen a good headline since I threw out my corduroy pillows.