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I've just got to get this off my chest…. I’m getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things - $2.70 for coffee; $1.50 a cookie; $4.00 an hour for parking; etc.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 16:43:35 ago (+39/-1)     (Jokes)

If I hear any more moaning, I'm going to stop inviting people over to my house.


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[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 23:09:41 ago (+3/-0)

penny dropped slowly for me but then...bingo!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 7, 2022 08:11:46 ago (+1/-0)

$4.00/hr for parking is pretty good. Are we talking street or garage?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 7, 2022 09:33:06 ago (+0/-0)

The garage is a $20 flat rate and is reserved for overnight guests.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 17:56:41 ago (+1/-0)

I agree, 500 for a whore is way too much!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 18:27:02 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, next time I'll give you a 25% discount.
p.s. math was never my strong suit, so don't be surprised if after I do some calculations the price actually increases. See ya Sunday.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 19:01:13 ago (+1/-0)

Cheaper to just buy the cunt dinner, my dude. You wanna really kike it out just invite her for coffee. The fuck are you doing?

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:19:49 ago (+2/-0)

make her cook you dinner, fuck buying her anything

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

whores are free

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 6, 2022 17:01:00 ago (+1/-0)

I like it!