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The devil visits a politician and makes him an offer.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 18:52:00 ago (+42/-0)     (Jokes)

"I can arrange some things for you," the devil says. "I'll get you billions of dollars, unlimited political influence, and anything else you can dream of. All I ask for in return is death, disease and poverty for millions of people around the world."

The politician thinks for a moment and then asks, “What's the catch?"


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[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 19:06:28 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] solomonpapermaster 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 20:24:14 ago (+4/-1)

It's almost as bad as the Christians who do nothing because "God will sort it out" or the "rapture is comming"

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 20:28:37 ago (+6/-0)

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

― A.J. Quinnell, Man on Fire

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 00:55:38 ago (+2/-0)

yes, christians are very passive folks, they rely completely on (their) God to get everything done. But it does not work like that.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 01:19:51 ago (+3/-0)

It's a slave ideology

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 23:09:09 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 13:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

Take some action. Old school Christians weren't like that. The crusades? Now a days many (not all) just let God sort things out and pray for a new car, a better job or winning the lottery.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 13:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 15:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

They must DANCE!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 4, 2022 01:09:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 4, 2022 01:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

For whatever it is worth, I was thinking something a bit more like this.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 4, 2022 01:15:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 4, 2022 01:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

I apologise for my people's atrocious table manners, but we'll make this happen.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 4, 2022 01:18:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 4, 2022 01:19:30 ago (+0/-0)

Continue thread

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 06:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 20:52:52 ago (+4/-0)

The devil visits a politician and says "you're one sexy bitch", the man in the mirror smiles and says "right back at ch'a".

[ - ] smokratez 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 05:37:23 ago (+2/-0)

spiritual demons don't exist. non whites are the demons of this world

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 20:14:09 ago (+2/-0)

Teehee!

Apropos!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 19:02:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 19:50:01 ago (+5/-0)

He is basically saying that he was going to do all that shit anyways, so he is puzzled at the offer of power and money.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 20:35:50 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 22:41:41 ago (+1/-0)

Gotta mix it up a bit.

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 19:47:08 ago (+4/-0)

The death, disease and poverty is a given regardless of if a deal is made or not. That's why he asked "what's the catch?"

Plus I'm pretty sure the devil in this scenario is jewbag George Soros.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 2, 2022 20:35:58 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 09:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 03:28:43 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 03:03:10 ago (+1/-0)

What's the catch?

Politician was going to cause that already. Now he's getting all those things without having to do anything differently.