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A man walks into a bank and says to the the teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account.”

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 23:04:45 ago (+60/-0)     (Jokes)

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but we don’t tolerate language like that in this bank.” The teller then leaves the window and walks over to her manager to explain the situation. They both return to the window and the manager asks the man, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no fucking problem,” the man says. “I just won $150 million in the damn lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank.”

“Oh, I see,” says the manager, “and is this fucking bitch giving you a hard time, sir?”


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[ - ] Redhairin 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 23:55:07 ago (+2/-0)

Gilbert Gottfried. A jew, but I will still miss that voice.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 2, 2022 00:16:37 ago (+1/-0)

Huh. Different strokes I guess. I could not tolerate his voice.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 19:20:52 ago (+1/-0)

Gilbert Gottfried had the same one with a different dollar amount. Clearly you have several joke books which you pick from. I do very much enjoy the laughter with the backdrop of some historic fun here.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 01:02:20 ago (+2/-0)

Consistently brilliant.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 23:47:03 ago (+2/-0)

I think 'fucking bitch' ties it better.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:24:36 ago (+3/-0)

You would think that, you thought criminal!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 23:53:41 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 23:17:44 ago (+2/-0)

Had a hard time not laughing while reading it out.

Laughs all around. Thanks!

[ - ] Dread_Pirate_Johnson 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 08:16:49 ago (+1/-0)

Kek that was a good one.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 23:05:38 ago (+1/-0)

not bad.