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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 14:58:21 ago (+4/-0)

O shit, I believe this has to be the winner!

[ + ] Boardallday3

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:21:44 ago (+2/-0)

Erika! https://youtu.be/JqRXV3MK7Oc

[ + ] KeepPoal4fags

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 04:53:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ + ] GoldenAgeWhen

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:24:20 ago (+3/-1)

Name all the things Erika!

[ - ] HughBriss 11 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 14:54:37 ago (+11/-0)

Valkyrie is great, although I'm the last person to give advice on naming cats. My last cat's name was Kittie Cat, but that alternated with Dumb Ass Cat.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 14:57:43 ago (+7/-0)

LOL! ALL cats are also named those names!!

[ + ] HughBriss

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:11:16 ago (+3/-0)

I just demonstrating my lack of originality in naming cats, which is just a bit worse than my brother's. He named his current cat Mister Boy and his previous cat Miss Kittie.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:14:54 ago (+2/-0)

Those are oddly excellent!

[ + ] HughBriss

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:24:31 ago (+3/-0)

Well, they're not going to win the Old Possum Award for originality in cat names, but considering the different natures of his cats, they're very appropriate.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:55:28 ago (+2/-0)

I can't tell you how many variations of "Kitty" I've had, but I'm determined to break out of the mold this time.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 14:56:01 ago (+7/-0)*

Sounds kind of like this big goofball.

The folks at the pound named him 'Stinky', which was pretty funny. He got adopted right away by an old lady, one of our neighbors from over yonder. Anyhow, old lady kicked the bucket, so we adopted him. For some reason we call him Charlie now. But we also called him 50/50 bar and creamsicle for a bit, but he looked at us like we were retarded... but then he frequently looks at us that way.

Therefore, I have decided your cat shall be named Ethel. Because who's named Ethel anymore these days?

[ - ] calx 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:02:02 ago (+5/-0)

I knew someone who had a cat named Chicken.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:05:31 ago (+2/-0)

Lol, that's funny because sometimes I call our chickens 'kitty'.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:14:50 ago (+2/-0)

Wow, we had a cat named Chicken. My daughter named him when she was about 14.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 09:13:22 ago (+0/-0)

lol. My best bird was named Popcorn

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:06:22 ago (+5/-1)

Barney

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit. I said that, too

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:20:56 ago (+3/-0)

I guess you have to get gay married now.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 09:06:26 ago (+1/-0)

I'm so brain dead from all the stuff going on, it took me over 12 hours to get the joke. Woooooooosh

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:03:34 ago (+1/-1)

jews did this to you

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 3, 2022 14:18:01 ago (+0/-0)

In a roundabout way yes, there's been a death in the family :/

[ - ] KingLeopold2 13 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:14:14 ago (+13/-0)

Niggerslayer69

[ - ] DoctorK 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:16:30 ago (+3/-0)

Nur nur or meowlitzer

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 21:02:28 ago (+1/-0)

Meowlitzer is a really good one

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:18:32 ago (+0/-4)

TARGET is a great name for a toxoplasmosis monster...

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:38:05 ago (+2/-0)

You only get that from handling dirty litter. Barn cats shit in the bushes like a proper country girl

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:19:14 ago (+4/-4)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:22:36 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:35:25 ago (+3/-3)

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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:01:11 ago (+2/-0)

is that fightknighthero?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:24:18 ago (+2/-1)

Is who fkh? Troy or Blumen?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:36:48 ago (+1/-0)

system

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

I thnk maybe it's Dick Manitoba of the Dictators.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 19:59:47 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:35:04 ago (+2/-0)

why would he post his picture for you?

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 15:46:01 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 17:59:05 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 19:35:22 ago (+1/-0)

I'm pretty sure that's FKH. I'm also pretty sure you have low IQ and are easily fooled. Mind if I analyze the source you are using to make your claims? You do have a source, right? That would be quite important as you're known perpetuate baseless and false claims.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2.7 yearsSep 30, 2022 00:06:04 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] TerryB 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:20:21 ago (+3/-0)

Bergen as in Bergen-Belsen.

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:20:31 ago (+4/-0)

Ava

[ - ] FreeinTX 8 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:33:10 ago (+8/-0)

Barney

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:37:22 ago (+4/-0)

Blondie

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 10 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:57:58 ago (+10/-0)

Fluffy the Impaler

[ - ] Tbneer967 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:59:29 ago (+3/-0)

Nigger

[ - ] 2Drunk 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:59:32 ago (+6/-0)

Nigger. What's the point of having a barn if you cannot call the animals that live in it Nigger?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:16:44 ago (+4/-0)

Hey, handy! That way when you call, they ALLL come!

I had a cat named Carbon. Yeah, he was black. He was an exceptionally cool critter.

The old lady next door called him nigger, or sometimes "niggy". It was kind of hilarious, she said it in the nicest way and it made me and the missus crack up nearly every time. Because we have juvenile retarded senses of humor, I guess.

[ - ] Sherb 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:07:06 ago (+0/-0)

White tabby.

My cat is all black and small, so his name his little black.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

Niglet!

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:07:08 ago (+5/-0)

Call her birdshot because if she comes on my property she'll get full of it. Bahahaha. No, not really, I despise animal cruelty. Definitely a girl? I'd say "Eva" as in Eva Braun. Here's to hoping she kills 6 million mice regardless of her name.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 09:11:50 ago (+1/-0)

Well now that you mention it, I need to check for myself. Last time I got one from this breed (Maine Coon), the owner said it was a female kitten when in reality it was a stunted male who ended up getting huge.

Eva is great, we almost named our last child that. Maybe on a cat I'll name her Eva Rot since she's ginger.

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[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 12:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Maine Coons are fantastic cats!

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:12:19 ago (+1/-0)

Orange and white??

Pumpkin spice. Name it pumpkin spice

[ + ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 21:05:14 ago (+1/-0)

Orange and white and her mother is a Maine Coon! Pumpkin Spice is a really good one, it makes me think of a roller derby name

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

Do it. Name the cat

[ - ] Sherb 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:13:06 ago (+1/-1)

Trumpy?

[ - ] WorldsEndFriend 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:14:28 ago (+2/-0)

I like Kyrie, short for Valkyrie. Panzer is neat.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 21:00:54 ago (+1/-0)

Kyrie is cute, thanks great idea

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 10 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:23:59 ago (+10/-0)

Q

IN TWO WEEKS ALL THE MICE WILL DIE I PROMISE

TRUST MY PLAN

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:56:51 ago (+1/-0)

LOL get your popcorn ready!!!

[ - ] DanielR 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:56:28 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger in memory of H.P. Lovecraft

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:00:33 ago (+0/-0)

Rizhik

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:14:02 ago (+1/-0)

Sheena

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:22:40 ago (+0/-0)

She was a punk rocker.

WAS.

[ - ] doginventer 9 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:18:34 ago (+9/-0)

Mauser

[ + ] BoraxTheFungarian

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:58:49 ago (+4/-0)

Oh I love this one

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 22:07:45 ago (+3/-0)

Great minds.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

Faggette

[ + ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:47:11 ago (+0/-0)

You speak French? I didn't know that

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:27:26 ago (+1/-0)

You should name him Niggabod Crane

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:38:57 ago (+4/-0)

I voat Eva Braun but I also really like Erika

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:23:59 ago (+3/-0)

Everyone loves Erika because her heart is filled with sweetness!

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

Val sound good.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:50:21 ago (+1/-0)

Cat
We have 5 and they are all CAT

[ - ] Greasy 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

FUNKMASTER

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:20:48 ago (+1/-0)

I named my blacl dog nigra because ot means black in spanish. when we're at the park and people are dumb enough to say anything or ask I tell them this. I scream HEEeeeeere NIGRA!!!

[ - ] MrDarkWater 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:45:08 ago (+3/-0)

cat

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:48:41 ago (+0/-0)

Joey B. She'll decimate anything in her territory. Just like her namesake.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:46:58 ago (+1/-0)

He kills 10% of everything in his territory?

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 19:27:04 ago (+1/-0)

Julie Newmar or if black Ertha Kitt.

[ - ] AttilaHitler 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 19:50:22 ago (+3/-0)

Cordelia Swanson

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:42:52 ago (+1/-0)

Names don't have to be short, that's what nicknames are for. Call her Valk for short.

[ - ] Scrimmmy 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 21:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

Erika.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 21:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

N’word….. short for Edward.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 21:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

clit

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 22:07:25 ago (+4/-0)

Mauser.

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 23:11:04 ago (+1/-0)

meowdolf mouseler

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 00:48:24 ago (+1/-0)

Barny

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 02:45:27 ago (+3/-0)

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

-T.S. Eliot

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 09:17:34 ago (+2/-0)

Apt prose on this chilly morning, thank you.

[ - ] Nozyedys 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 03:04:04 ago (+1/-0)

Dolfie

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 04:24:27 ago (+2/-0)

The Vaccinator

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 09:18:23 ago (+0/-0)

LOLLLL

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 05:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

Barn Cat.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 06:20:02 ago (+0/-0)

brap the barn cat.

[ - ] Brewpot 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 06:24:17 ago (+0/-0)

Candy

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 29, 2022 07:45:05 ago (+0/-0)

Cunt, because cats are fucking cunts.

Calling a cat Valkyrie is practically SACRILEGIOUS.