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tell me you white, without tellin me you white

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 15:55:35 ago (+16/-0)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/n1v0V7HvlgY?feature=share



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[ - ] FreeinTX 10 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:07:43 ago (+10/-0)

I went swimming today, in a pool.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:38:35 ago (+1/-0)

You win!

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:06:51 ago (+4/-0)

If I see a spider in my house, I catch it and carefully move it out to the garden where it can fulfill its purpose. I don’t do this with ants, especially the black ones, I squash them on sight, poison them if there is more than one. I go scorched earth on them.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:23:02 ago (+1/-0)

Same

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:45:26 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on the spider, many are territorial and bite when startled. So this puts them on the shit list if they’re anywhere near my bed or shit I have to grab all the time, like drawers or in my tools.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:52:12 ago (+0/-0)

True, there is a qualifier, I spot a black widow, it gets an amazed look from me, then a squishing. Any spider than can actually hurt me gets an immediate death sentence. The vast majority of spiders I encounter are harmless to me. I’m quick to recognize the bad ones. Just like snakes, I can tell the difference between a venomous one and a harmless one. However I leave the venomous ones alone if they are not a threat to me. They serve a purpose by keeping the rodent and other vermin population under control. They don’t mess with me, I don’t mess with them.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:58:54 ago (+1/-0)

I usually just leave the spiders alone. I get bugs in my house.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

I try to save all bugs except for mosquitos and cockroaches. I once genocided 6 gorillion cockroaches

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:43:19 ago (+0/-0)

I have an aquatic turtle. I spot a cockroach “meat is back on the menu!” I don’t hesitate to grab and toss it into my turtles tank. The ending is brutal. I catch one every few months, so the meat treat is few and far between. I bought a bag of goldfish once, that was too cruel to witness.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck that nigger. He gets clicks by showing videos of nigger behavior and shaking his giant nigger head and monkey lips. He must make money doing this because I keep seeing his zero-effort reaction videos shared everywhere.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:18:34 ago (+2/-0)

I have no idea how food stamps work…
And I don’t run around yelling after I’ve been shown a card trick.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:17:35 ago (+2/-0)

I hate niggers so much. I can't wait until the inevitable turn. I'll fucking cheer.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:39:51 ago (+2/-0)

I own my home
My active vocabulary is greater than 40,000 words
I did not charge my grandmother gas money to take her to a doctor's appointment.
I have been faithfully married to my wife for over 40 years.
Sometimes if I stay in the sun too long I get sunburned.
My IQ is 140.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:39:20 ago (+0/-0)

White supremacist^

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 22:22:14 ago (+0/-0)

Opened video.

Heard nigger speak

Saw nigger

Closed video

[ - ] Scrimmmy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:17:05 ago (+1/-0)

I return my shopping cart to the area it belongs.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 17:59:07 ago (+1/-0)

I own 2 snowmobiles

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 04:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

Not much snow around me, but I have a kayak and a bunch of traditional bows.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 19:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

4 kayaks. No bows yet

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:31:56 ago (+0/-0)*

Tell you what? Also I think you missed some punctuation, spelling and capitalization.

Tell me, you white, without telling me, you white.

FTFY.

Also, calling me "you white" comes off a bit needlessly aggressive. But ignoring that, I also still have no idea what you need me to tell you. Please let me know if I have somehow misunderstood because I am still more than happy to help once I understand fully what you need, you black.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

I'm American and Catholic.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger lovers arent real americans

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

I thought food stamps were coupons..
And I’ve used a condom before.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:23:16 ago (+0/-0)

I volunteer at my local library

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:29:37 ago (+2/-0)

man, there are tons of black kids at our local library. they NEVER touch a book. they are ALWAYS on the computers playing games or watching rap videos. it's basically a day care so the parents (parent?) doesn't have to watch them.

i point this out to my kids every time, and later we discuss how we will be considered racist because we get educated and get decent jobs while they do NOTHING and get no jobs.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:47:53 ago (+1/-0)

it's basically a day care so the parents (parent?) doesn't have to watch them.

Same here, running around in packs screaming and amuck like a playground, and not a parent in sight, and during school hours.
They've even managed to drive off some of the homeless.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 21:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

....while they do NOTHING and replace you at the jobs you worked hard to be turned down for.

Fixed it for ya.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 22:12:12 ago (+0/-0)

What kinda shit tier democrat liberal field are you in niggy?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 14:12:39 ago (+0/-0)

I'd really like to say you are wrong, but man, I am not sure I can. Theoretically, my kids will get a job, to do the work that the diversity hire isn't doing, because my kids are educated and actually work. Sucks that they will probably need to work alongside the diversity hire, though...

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 16:19:39 ago (+0/-0)

I'll put it on the credit card