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What should you do if you’re addicted to sea weed?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:33:48 ago (+47/-1)     (Jokes)

Sea kelp.


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[ - ] calx 7 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:48:20 ago (+7/-0)

Jam out to Smoke on the Water.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:08:35 ago (+4/-0)

That's Deep.

[ - ] calx 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:26:15 ago (+2/-0)

Lol I always enjoy your jokes man. :)

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 18:34:27 ago (+4/-0)

Break the halibut and tuna your life around.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 19:28:13 ago (+2/-0)

I've never seen a cat fish.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 19:50:25 ago (+1/-0)

What do you call a transvestite crustacean? A lobster trap.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 27, 2022 01:35:52 ago (+1/-0)

Live by the beach so you don't have to pay ridiculous prices, or order from china.

https://www.montereybayseaweeds.com/online-store/fresh-monterey-bay-seaweeds-dulse

Meh, only $28 per pound is not bad, considering a two bedroom apt will run you over $4000 per month. Stay there, order online.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 18:47:48 ago (+1/-0)

Seaweed salad is great.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 15:38:24 ago (+3/-0)

Haha but nori is addictive.

[ - ] Bufordxl 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 01:01:00 ago (+2/-0)

What are you 'doing' with it?

[ - ] Wolfspider 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 11:46:51 ago (+1/-0)

Go cold turkey instead.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 26, 2022 09:56:30 ago (+1/-0)

Dried kelp is fucking delicious. Bit fishy, and a bit salty. Sadly, it's far to expensive to be practical.

[ - ] DanielR 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 18:46:24 ago (+2/-0)

Understand the reason why you use it. Is it to num yourself, etc.
Then replace it with something else that fills the same purpose.

It wont work if you try to just remove it.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 19:46:49 ago (+1/-0)

Drown yourself

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 19:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

Nicely done.

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 18:36:27 ago (+1/-0)

I can't wait for the reeee'ing.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 18:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

That would make a great personalized license plate, especially for a therapist.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 17:53:03 ago (+1/-0)

Whoa!!!!

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 16:17:13 ago (+1/-0)

The more I think about this, the more I like it.

[ - ] mikenigger -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 20:16:58 ago (+1/-2)

nigger

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 12:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

^pedo