My ex-girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween last year, and then told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. - Upgoat

My ex-girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween last year, and then told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 11:37:40 ago (+45/-0) (Jokes)

After 5 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 15:28:21 ago (+2/-0)

Think it would be better “But I got off after 2 minutes with lack of evidence”

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 18:19:36 ago (+1/-0)

I'll go ya one better: After 5 minutes all charges were dropped due to to a lack of hard evidence.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 13:11:45 ago (+2/-0)

Lame

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 18:43:21 ago (+1/-0)

Dial gay

[ - ] oppressed 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 14:45:59 ago (+1/-0)

do you write these yourself? if so thats skill

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 19:27:37 ago (+1/-0)

I tweak a lot of them, in as far as the wording is concerned, but I am not the OP of the vast majority.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 14:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

I like how even in a joke you didn't entertain the notion of an actual policewoman.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 12:55:38 ago (+1/-1)

cuck