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I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 15:33:02 ago (+38/-2)     (Jokes)

20 minutes later I walked into the bedroom and I was shocked.

"Babe, Jabba the Hutt is not my favorite Star Wars character!"

"Fuck you, asshole," she shouted back. "I haven't gotten dressed up yet!"



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[ - ] Wahaha 15 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 15:40:25 ago (+15/-0)

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 16:50:06 ago (+6/-0)

I always wondered… what about his slaves was attractive to Jabba? He must have found them as repulsive as every one found Jabba. How does a fat fuck that can’t move obtain such power? Jabba is the Jews.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 17:03:29 ago (+4/-0)

They were status symbols, I imagine. A show of power, as it were.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 17:49:17 ago (+2/-0)

You would think an operation like Jabbas would have an HR department, maybe do a little background check on his slaves? Did he think he could enslave a princess and nothing would happen? Very ballsy for a tub of shit with no balls. As a side nerd note, I don’t think Jabbas esophagus would be close enough to the front of his fat neck for a chick to strangle him with a chain. They should have let C-3PO blast him so he could shed a bit of his faggot persona. 3PO has zero kills. R2 was racking them up.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 20:06:42 ago (+2/-0)

That's because Anakin built C3P0 and Anakin was a fuckup. Like that time he watched that space jew cry out in pain as it struck someone and he took pity on the space jew and saved its life. The galaxy would suffer for that decision just as we suffer every time someone takes pity on the jews.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 20:50:13 ago (+1/-0)

His force powers were subpar. Couldn’t even sense the space kike.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 21:40:24 ago (+1/-0)

Your keen sense, of humor, will be the key to our victory against the dork side.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 21:27:07 ago (+2/-1)

Therefor Anakin was a Christian.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 21:41:50 ago (+1/-0)

Hans Christian Anakin.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 24, 2022 08:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

Well Vader did have 3 lines of hebrew on his chest plate, that's a pretty christian thing to do.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 24, 2022 08:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

Perfect analogy; Vader is to judaism what Anakin is to judaism-lite (((Christianity))).

[ - ] Hadza 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 24, 2022 03:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

It was so because Lucas said to put hot babes for male audience. Stop looking too deep into shit some -berg wrote

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 18:14:00 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit! I think you live next door to me!

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 17:00:34 ago (+2/-0)

Definition of a dad joke. It's lame but you still chuckle.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 16:15:05 ago (+2/-0)

Hey!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 15:41:55 ago (+2/-0)

Ouch!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 15:54:27 ago (+3/-0)

Right after she said that, she let out a bloodcurdling belch. Classic Jaba.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 18:47:16 ago (+1/-1)

Meh. Too sophomoric for me.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim -1 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 19:08:45 ago (+0/-1)

Cringe. Taje ur wiforino back to reddit fag

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 19:50:44 ago (+1/-0)

Think reddit would've sent him over her because the husband called her fat.

Get it.. the rolls were on her stomach and not her head.

Yeah he would've had the cops called on him over there.