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A friend of mine tries to impress the ladies by drawing realistic paintings of Ford F-150's, GMC Hummers and other expensive trucks.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 16:01:49 ago (+36/-1)     (Jokes)

He's a pickup artist.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 16:39:14 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 16:43:50 ago (+3/-0)

Back when I was in art school, they used to send us to the zoo and the mall to draw animals and slightly lesser animals. When a chick sees that you’re drawing them, they always come over. It doesn’t even have to look like them and you can get a phone number. You can have no game at all, doesn’t matter.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 17:19:24 ago (+4/-0)

He's artistic!
Did you wear glasses? Even fake, just more bitchnip.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:03:47 ago (+3/-0)

Bitchnip. Ded.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:08:09 ago (+1/-0)

Well, I don’t know what any of that means. I could see like a hawk back then, didn’t need glasses.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:13:39 ago (+4/-0)

Catnip but for bitches. Cuz we like sensitive artsy types that draw us like maybe we’re the next Mona Lisa.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:45:56 ago (+1/-0)

If they think you are attractive. If not, they call security/cops.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 16:47:22 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:12:48 ago (+2/-0)

Business in front

Party in the back

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 19:47:05 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:00:57 ago (+1/-0)

Oooohhh!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:45:18 ago (+1/-1)

kys, faguette