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Single Female Lawyer 2.0 on Netflix

submitted by Cunt to tv 1.5 yearsSep 16, 2022 14:04:54 ago (+12/-2)     (i.ytimg.com)

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I like a bit of trash TV on occasion. I have a log in to a Netflix account.

Let me introduce to you: Partner Track.

Jews were like "Alley McBeal was popular and pushed our agenda, let's do a modern version!"

Alley McBeal is Korean, Alley McBeal's Asain Best friend is a jewess, I don't know much about the original Alley McBeal, but the Korean McBeal also has a very gay nigger faggot other best friend.

The season starts explaining at some point Kimchee McBeal was in London and fucked an Aryan looking dude with hetrochromia who is like a more posh Mary Darcy from Bridget Jones.

Everybody at generic Acquisition & Mergers Lawfirm wants to make partner, but only 2 (or maybe 3) will get it ans Kimchee McBeal wants it more than anyone, and deserves it too, unlike that white spits jock Dan Fallon, who is likey to get partner because of his white privilege. But Kimchee McBeal will abandon any and all morals to get Partner.

Blah blah blah. I could into much more detail.

Anyhow, Kimchee McBeal must deal with micro aggressions in every episode, and it is always an emotional struggle to act professional and do what the Old White Men with all the power want - luckily she is asain so naturally hides emotion at all times and you can only tell because of the sad or tense music or her ranting to Jewess and Nigger Faggot later.

She meets the handsome billionaire or some shit who is Daniel Cleaver from Bridget Jone's Diary, they have a whirlwind romance before she cheats on him with Mr Darcy, get engaged to Daniel Cleaver, cheats again and dumps him for Darcy.

Stupid Evil White Jock is enlisted by Jewess to do stand up in the A&M firm annual talent show, where he does a "shocking racist routine" (doesn't even say nigger, just comments on woke culture). Kimchee McBeal is pussy bitch and later accepts a diversity award she knew was created just for her in light of Evil Stupid Jock's routine to placate her and make A&M Lawyfirm look good on diversity.

Nigger Faggot gets angry, but faggot angry not nigger angry. He goes on livestream tirade against the Evil Stupid White Jock's and white privilege and racisim. He quits and then gets pissed off nobody will hire him on merit, only because he is a nigger faggot and will help their diversity quotas, but that's racist that they didn't make it look more like the job offers were because of his merit.

The whole thing is hilarious. They are all so retarded but the consequences of their actions is everyone else's fault.



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[ - ] cb1 4 points 1.5 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:07:19 ago (+4/-0)

Pray for forgiveness and never post anything like this again.

[ - ] Name 1 point 1.5 yearsSep 17, 2022 05:44:46 ago (+1/-0)

“Nigger Faggot gets angry, but faggot angry not nigger angry. “

My sides are in orbit.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsSep 16, 2022 20:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

Have to give it to you on the kimchee mcbeal.

I regret having the hugest crush on Robert Downey jr on the original show.

We were all young once.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 17, 2022 12:13:54 ago (+0/-0)

God, you are so old. I don’t even know what you are talking about. It’s fitting tho you had a crush on a jewish man like your husband

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 17, 2022 12:20:02 ago (+0/-0)

No shit Sherlock.

You thought I couldn't smell the fucking Johnson's and Johnson's on you?

Sandwiches? Mommy? ... niglet much?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 18, 2022 10:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

Johnson’s & johnson’s!?
I don’t get it. Retarded insult because you are a retarded bean.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 18, 2022 11:14:26 ago (+0/-0)

You are a gift that keeps on giving.... It's baby powder.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.5 yearsSep 18, 2022 18:30:28 ago (+1/-0)

Who the fuck would know that, grandma beans? I thought they banned baby powder in the 70s or something

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 18, 2022 19:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

Grandma beans, I upvoted.

Um, no..do you not even shop for yourself? It's still in the stores.

Omg someone is going to call Chris Hansen I've been talking to a teen.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

You are a pervert

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

If I say Dear Mr Henshaw... would you even know what I'm talking about?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 19, 2022 11:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 19, 2022 12:08:27 ago (+0/-0)

All I know is you are a pervert like all your fellow refried beans and nachos

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 18, 2022 19:39:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] feminismisculturedeath 1 point 1.5 yearsSep 16, 2022 16:50:21 ago (+2/-1)

Don't make fun of the womenfolk! They are strong and smart and amazing and clever and so pretty and will they please look at me! I'll sniff your farts m'lady! I will defend the honor of your sex! Where are you going? Come back!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 16, 2022 17:52:31 ago (+0/-0)

Where are you going?

To go find a rapist to 'wash off' your beta stink

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 16, 2022 18:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

I like a bit of trash TV on occasion

That’s something only a retarded femoid would say. Oh wait, op is cunt.

What a waste of space this flaming drivel of a post is. You should delete your account.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsSep 17, 2022 04:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

But I'm only a woman and bad with technology so I can't figure out how to delete it 🥺💔😘

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsSep 17, 2022 12:12:11 ago (+0/-0)

Ask your husband, cunt. Unless you are a single mom, laquisha