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A guy sits down at the bar, and asks for a rum & coke. The bartender plops an apple in front of him. "But I wanted a drink." The bartender says, "Just try it." The guy bites into the apple and says, "Wow, this tastes just like rum!" "Turn it around," says the bartender. The guy bites into the other side of the apple and says, "Wow, this tastes just like coke. Amazing!" ​

Another guy sits down, orders a gin & tonic. The bartender plops down an apple in front of him. "I want a drink, not food." The first guy says, "Trust me, just taste it." He bites into the apple, and says, "Wow, this tastes just like gin." "Turn it around," says the bartender. He bites into the other side and says, "Wow, this tastes just like Tonic. Amazing!" ​

A third guy sits down. "What can I get for you?" the bartender asks. "Hmm, let me think..." The first guy says, "Whatever you want, he has an apple that tastes just like it." The guy says, "Oh yeah, do you have one that tastes like pussy?" The bartender plops down an apple in front of him. He takes a bite, and spits it out, screaming, "This tastes like SHIT!" "Turn it around," says the bartender.