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My boss caught me drinking at work today.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsSep 9, 2022 18:01:10 ago (+26/-1)     (Jokes)

He said, "You can't drink while you're working!"

I told him, "But I'm not working."

We both laughed a lot -- my boss was practically rolling on the floor laughing.









And then he fired me.



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 9, 2022 19:32:54 ago (+4/-0)

Shit, at one of my jobs I'm encouraged to drink and am given free beer. It's probably the only reason I still work there.

[ - ] Mestizospic86 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 9, 2022 23:56:05 ago (+2/-0)

What type of job is that?

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 10, 2022 02:33:30 ago (+5/-0)

Gay bar stripper.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 10, 2022 00:29:06 ago (+3/-0)

I am the boss and I caught myself drinking at work and had to have a stiff drink so I could think about how I was going to punish myself so I decided that I would meet myself for drinks later and give myself a warning that I need more drink. yes sir. That'll show me!

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 10, 2022 01:55:27 ago (+2/-0)

People who acknowledge their servant status are funny.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 10, 2022 00:00:18 ago (+2/-0)

Proper Friday joke. Seems like it hits close to home...if so, hope you were given a box.