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A white man, a jew, and a nigger were walking over a bridge when they stumbled across a magic lamp. A genie suddenly appeared and spoke to then.

"I'm pushing you 3 off of this bridge. You must wish for anything mid-air and you will land in lots of it!"

The jew fell off edge and exclaimed "Money!" in the air and he landed in a large pile of cash.

The white man yelled out "Women!" and fell amongst lots of beautiful women.

As the nigger was pushed, he frantically screamed "Oh shit!"