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A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 14:14:02 ago (+45/-0) (Jokes)

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was that they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn't drive for shit.

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[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 16:46:40 ago (+4/-0)

Hops. More hops, more phytoestrogen.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:06:12 ago (+5/-0)*

Correct. Dudes used to cancel this out by smoking cigarettes which contain nicotine which increases testosterone. But everyone quit so it’s just tits city now.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:22:38 ago (+1/-0)

I still do that.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:32:31 ago (+1/-0)

Tits city?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:40:42 ago (+1/-0)

No, I smoke when I drink.

I'd be fondling my boobies all the time if I had any! Or... being embarrassed that I have boobs morelike, probably.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 06:21:29 ago (+1/-0)

"I'd be fondling my boobies all the time if I had any!"

Sure, estrogen soy boy, sure.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 06:18:58 ago (+1/-0)

As drunk as I always am ... I am now woman, here me mewl! And bitch, and complain. Oh, holy fuck, I am a woman!

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:07:56 ago (+4/-1)

Thank raptor jesus I exclusively drink rubbing alcohol

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:29:00 ago (+6/-0)

And I exclusively rub drinking alcohol.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:31:07 ago (+4/-0)

I'll bet he's rubbing one off right now.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:30:09 ago (+2/-0)

I dont think thats healthy

But good luck

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

I'm just fondling my bottle of scotch, because I don't drink Scotch anymore... I just can't stop when I start because it's just SO GOOD!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:07:35 ago (+1/-0)

I escape beer breath by only consuming Listerine ....

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh. Man.

I know someone who really did this. The listerine smell just exudes! It's awful!

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:13:30 ago (+2/-0)

That shit can't be good for your innards

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:39:09 ago (+0/-0)

It wrecked Leonard's innards!

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 20:32:42 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:53:36 ago (+1/-0)

What. The. Fuck.

Why have I not heard this great song on my local country station?!!?!

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2PjkzW20w

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:19:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:57:13 ago (+2/-0)

Lol Actually funny.

[ - ] Redhairin 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:54:42 ago (+2/-0)

That would explain the 'beer belly' and manboobs.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:51:12 ago (+2/-0)

6 pints? I can do that with out taking a piss

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 15:57:50 ago (+6/-0)

That must be one of the perks of having a colostomy bag.

[ - ] dassar 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:08:07 ago (+4/-0)

Lmao .... well done.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:59:27 ago (+3/-0)

Lol

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 21:33:45 ago (+1/-0)

Golf clap 👏

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 10:09:24 ago (+1/-0)

haaa!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 16:49:05 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:09:30 ago (+4/-0)

BS nigger. Last man standing is a time honored accomplishment throughout all male dominated spheres of action.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:04:12 ago (+2/-0)

You should see how much powder of iocaine I can consume.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:23:22 ago (+2/-0)

That's INCONCIEVABLE!

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 14:31:00 ago (+2/-0)

IPAs do contain a high level of phytoestrogens

[ + ] Special_Prosecutor

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:48:41 ago (+3/-0)

Brewers tit or brewers droop. Merely from often handling hops with bare hands. Could be bullshit though.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

I know some relatively ripped brewers.

But their pecs might be enhanced by the phytostrogens, idunno.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 03:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

And had to keep going to the restroom every fifteen minutes.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:35:14 ago (+1/-0)

Haha that's a good one.

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 14:32:51 ago (+1/-0)

All were also found to suddenly need to sit down to piss.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 18:10:13 ago (+1/-0)

'Fall down drunk ' ????

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2022 19:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe you're thinking of the Scots....