What do you get if you ask a politician to tell ‘the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth’? - Upgoat

What do you get if you ask a politician to tell ‘the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth’?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 18:11:08 ago (+19/-0) (Jokes)

3 different answers.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 18:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

A perjured lawyer.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 18:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

A lawyer who takes the fifth.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 18:35:25 ago (+1/-0)

A lawyer who suddenly develops laryngitis.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 22:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

👍

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:33:59 ago (+0/-0)

💰

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 23:37:06 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 3, 2022 00:27:39 ago (+0/-0)

I come from a long line of icon-ic moneybags.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 2, 2022 22:38:36 ago (+1/-0)

Political amnesia

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 3, 2022 02:09:52 ago (+1/-0)

"i dont have that information on me youll have to contact my media affairs officer"

[ - ] Ayylmao 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 3, 2022 03:11:16 ago (+1/-0)

Silence.