A man enters a bar and orders five shots. - Upgoat

A man enters a bar and orders five shots.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:24:02 ago (+38/-0) (Jokes)

The bartender asks the guy, "What's up bud? You look rough."

"Well," says the man, "I just found out my dad is gay and he's left my mom for some pool boy."

"Ouch," says the bartender, "here, these are on the house today."

A few days later the same guy comes in and orders another five shots. "Oh no man, what happened this time?" The bartender asks.

"Just found out my brother is gay, he's left his wife for a man he met at a gay bar last week."

"I'm sorry man," the bartender says, "these are on the house."

Just one week later the guy comes in again and orders ten shots. The bartender asks, "Man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The guy responds, "Yeah... my wife."

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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 1, 2022 19:56:52 ago (+4/-0)

Pretty good.. give it a 6.8 on a 10 scale

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 1, 2022 20:21:09 ago (+5/-0)

I pass up probably 30 jokes to find one that makes me laugh. Whichever one makes me laugh first, that's the one I post.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2.8 yearsSep 1, 2022 22:12:37 ago (+4/-0)

It made me laugh. I am more forgiving. I give this one an 8.4997.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 1, 2022 22:32:00 ago (+3/-0)