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I am going to be the last White man alive

submitted by TheViciousMrPim to History 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 22:49:40 ago (+10/-3)     (History)

You will all be dead. Because you are pussies. I am the future ruler of the Earth. Faggot.


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[ - ] 1234lkjh 8 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:42:32 ago (+8/-0)

How's that any different than your current state of living alone and socially isolated?

[ - ] boekanier 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:50:51 ago (+4/-0)

oh boy, some have it really bad...

[ - ] Native 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:34:35 ago (+3/-0)

Read I Am Legend, great book same plot

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 22:51:18 ago (+3/-0)

Pfffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!


You're not even a LORD!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 22:58:03 ago (+2/-0)

You are a Faggot. But you seem ok. I will grant you the south seas. Except for that sargasso stuff. It seems , intelligent and evil

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:00:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:11:07 ago (+2/-0)

You are brave, the woods are deep. And eat

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

Very good, your majesty.

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 01:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

Would be funny if you had an actual title and where using your real name.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:22:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 05:00:52 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone on the planet will be gay.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:03:07 ago (+2/-0)

So what's your plan, mister?

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:28:30 ago (+2/-0)

Are you still living with your mom?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:20:45 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck, Omega Man!

Yer super special!

Weeeeeeeee!

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:18:53 ago (+2/-0)

You'll be OK as long as you stay off of my land.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:44:29 ago (+2/-0)

But you'll be dead. So technically it'll be HIS land. Bummer

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 10:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

I'll let him be king of the earth as long as he stays off my land. Who'd want to be responsible for this shit hole?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 07:02:30 ago (+1/-0)

Hope you won't be stuck with a world of niggers and bugs.

[ - ] Had 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:20:55 ago (+1/-0)

No.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:01:41 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 07:30:31 ago (+0/-0)

One morning, Anders wakes to find that his skin has turned dark, his reflection a stranger to him.

Are you calling OP a nigger? haha

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 22:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

I might be wong but I'm pretty sure you die on the toilet from a bad bean burrito from taco bell. Pretty sure its because some taco nigger didn't wash its hands correctly and put feces in your food.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 30, 2022 23:00:04 ago (+4/-0)

I might end my days on the toilet, but Taco Bell will not be the end of me sir!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 00:55:12 ago (+0/-0)

But who will you rule if we're all daid? Will there still be pussy cuz without that it seems like a hollow victory bro! Now does that include niggers since they're not really people? They'll probably flock to you since they're kinda useless without a ruler. Good luck with that man! I'll send you a postcard from heaven since I'll be dead. Cuz they'll be lots of lawyers in heaven! Haha, so I'm told.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 12:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

I will pound your anus into oblivion, faguette

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 31, 2022 07:17:40 ago (+0/-0)

Will it still be worth living once your race is dead?