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DUCKFOOD!

submitted by lord_nougat to Jokes 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 13:34:55 ago (+14/-0)     (Jokes)

A duck walks into a bar and says, “Do you have duck food here?”

The bartender says, “No” and the duck leaves.

The duck comes back the next day and says, “Do you have duck food?”

The bartender says, “No.”

The duck comes back the next day and says, “Do you have any duck food?”

The bartender says, “I already told you ‘No’ twice! If you come back and ask me again, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!”

...

The duck comes back the next day and says, “Do you have any nails?”

The bartender says, “No.”

“Do you have any duck food?”



13 comments block


[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 22:39:39 ago (+1/-0)

Good one!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 22:50:16 ago (+2/-0)

This one is so old, I just assumed everyone had already rolled their eyes to it decades ago.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 22:57:16 ago (+1/-0)

I was being kind 😎

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 23:07:23 ago (+0/-0)

I've read so many jokes over the last 7 years that if I had a dollar for every one of them, I would buy out an entire Dollar Store. Fo realz muh niggafaggot.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 21:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

if i were the bartender, i would have duckfood on day two!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 22:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

I was a bartender.

I'd have nails by that point.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 00:28:10 ago (+1/-0)

if you were a bartender, id have to write a letter in order to receive a beer one week later. (at least thats how my IT department works XD

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 27, 2022 02:56:58 ago (+0/-0)

They sound pretty good! Relatively...

[ - ] Anus_Expander -2 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 17:39:57 ago (+0/-2)

kys, faguette

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 19:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

Which is how the song should've ended but it didn't .

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 14:13:49 ago (+2/-0)

I genuinely laughed out loud.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 13:46:18 ago (+3/-0)

Grapes.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 26, 2022 14:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

Got any grapes?