Every Breff I Can’t Breeve Hey Jude, I Cant Breeve Hey Nineteen, I Can’t Breeve In the Air Tonight (that I Can’t Breeve) Shaquayla Born to Run (Out on My Baby Momma) Back on Crack Take It Easy (Off the Shelf Without Paying) Where the Streets Are All Named MLK Crack in Pocket, (Got Fentanyl, Im Gonna Use It) Don’t Fear the Repo It’s the Time of the Season (for Muhh Diiick!) Every Little Thing She Does Is a Misdemeanor Mary Jane’s Last Twerk Add It Up (for Me Pleez Bro Cuz Math Is Hard) Lay Sheboon Lay
Back on crack I hit the pipe I've been too long, I'm glad to be stoned Yes, I'm let loose From the noose That's kept me hanging about I've been looking at the sky 'Cause it's gettin' me high Get the hearse 'cause I gonna die I got nine lives Cat's eyes Abusin' every one of them and running from the cops 'Cause I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back, back Well, I'm back on crack Yes, I'm back on crack!
You don't actually have to change too much of the song.
Back on crack I hit the pipe Im bangin booty cause the baby’s got back Yes, I'm let loose From the noose When Chesa Boudin done let me out I've been looking at this guy 'Cause he’s givin me the eye I’ll get him later in a drive-by I got nine wives With fat thighs Abusin' every one of them and running from the cops 'Cause I'm black Yes, I'm black Well, I'm black Yes, I'm black Well, I'm bla-ha-ha-hack, bla-ha-ha-hack And, I'm back on crack Yes, I'm back on crack
Okay, this next one comes with a joke. Do you know what they call shift change at mcdonalds? Renig! So this song title will be, Time for a coon change (Time for a cool change) Give me three hits We all live in a yellow cell block
[ + ] ThisGuy
[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 11:24:37 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:58:20 ago (+5/-0)
T-t-t-too much time on my hands!
[ + ] lord_nougat
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[ + ] cyclops1771
[ - ] cyclops1771 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:11:32 ago (+9/-0)
[ + ] dassar
[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 16:19:26 ago (+0/-0)
One dead nigger, no gun, dindu nuffin
[ + ] boogienight
[ - ] boogienight 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:41:14 ago (+3/-0)*
Moonlight Driveby
While your guitar gently gets stolen
Hot for welfare by Van Halen
The man who stole the world (has to steal it before he can sell it)
Surfing with the Alien (the day illegals stole some surfboards)
Fat Lip
Hell is living with you
Stealing Jeans, got my gun (hot take on billie jeans not my lover)
Uptown dump
For hoes who smoke crack (we salute you)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:12:53 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] FUBAR
[ - ] FUBAR 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:09:55 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] HomerChimpson
[ - ] HomerChimpson 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:41:43 ago (+5/-0)
Behind Brown Eyes
Unfortunate Son
Bubba O'Riely
Unfathomably Numb
You dont even need to change some of them
Born to be Wild
Walk on the Wild Side
Born to Run
Purple Haze
Slow Ride
Black Betty
Burning Down the House
Sweet Home Alabama
Back in Black
[ + ] Boardallday3
[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:31:39 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:18:01 ago (+1/-0)
Black old bum, won’t you come,
And wash my windshield pane?
Just spit ballin.
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 13 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:43:18 ago (+13/-0)*
Hey Jude, I Cant Breeve
Hey Nineteen, I Can’t Breeve
In the Air Tonight (that I Can’t Breeve)
Shaquayla
Born to Run (Out on My Baby Momma)
Back on Crack
Take It Easy (Off the Shelf Without Paying)
Where the Streets Are All Named MLK
Crack in Pocket, (Got Fentanyl, Im Gonna Use It)
Don’t Fear the Repo
It’s the Time of the Season (for Muhh Diiick!)
Every Little Thing She Does Is a Misdemeanor
Mary Jane’s Last Twerk
Add It Up (for Me Pleez Bro Cuz Math Is Hard)
Lay Sheboon Lay
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:10:27 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:35:55 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] PostWallHelena
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[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:06:06 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:26:31 ago (+7/-0)
She a good girl, loves Big Momma
Loves Malcolm, and MLK too
she a good girl, crazy bout muh dik
Loves abortion and gorilla glue.
Hey!
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:29:06 ago (+1/-0)
And bitch that baby is bill's.
But damn you are really good at this.
[ + ] Boardallday3
[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:25:06 ago (+3/-0)
https://files.catbox.moe/a82qa7.mp4
https://www.goyimtv.tv/channel/1211535377/Judenhass
[ + ] Gowithit
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[ + ] PostWallHelena
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[ + ] Irelandlost
[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:46:50 ago (+3/-0)
Excellent!
[ + ] RobertJHarsh
[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 15:17:21 ago (+3/-0)
Back on crack
I hit the pipe
I've been too long, I'm glad to be stoned
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Get the hearse 'cause I gonna die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running from the cops
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back on crack
Yes, I'm back on crack!
You don't actually have to change too much of the song.
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:08:29 ago (+3/-0)
Back on crack
I hit the pipe
Im bangin booty cause the baby’s got back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
When Chesa Boudin done let me out
I've been looking at this guy
'Cause he’s givin me the eye
I’ll get him later in a drive-by
I got nine wives
With fat thighs
Abusin' every one of them and running from the cops
'Cause I'm black
Yes, I'm black
Well, I'm black
Yes, I'm black
Well, I'm bla-ha-ha-hack, bla-ha-ha-hack
And, I'm back on crack
Yes, I'm back on crack
Hope you dont mind. I saw some opportunities.
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[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 23:36:44 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] watts2db
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[ + ] Broc_Liath
[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:15:12 ago (+4/-0)
- Born to be bound
- Busted for weed (dust in the wind)
- Sweet home wakanda
- Talkin' 'bout my degeneration
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:26:23 ago (+1/-0)
Hey where ya been? Probably found a cooler site with no middle aged roasties. :’(
[ + ] RobertJHarsh
[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 15:12:02 ago (+1/-0)
Here are a couple of ideas for tracks:
1352
I Brokez the Law and the Law Won
Gone Steal'n
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 19:42:54 ago (+0/-0)
Havent heard that one in a while.
[ + ] Laputois
[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 16:09:42 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] HomerChimpson
[ - ] HomerChimpson 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:41:56 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:49:17 ago (+2/-0)
Do Do Do Looking out my cell door
Okay, this next one comes with a joke.
Do you know what they call shift change at mcdonalds?
Renig!
So this song title will be,
Time for a coon change
(Time for a cool change)
Give me three hits
We all live in a yellow cell block
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:51:04 ago (+1/-0)
Don't have to change a thing on that one!
[ + ] Lazybutler
[ - ] Lazybutler 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 18:43:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] TheSimulacra
[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 19:47:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Rockwellian
[ - ] Rockwellian 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 15:11:05 ago (+0/-0)
Just imagine the flute solo as the nigger gasping for air as he sinks.
[ + ] Rockwellian
[ - ] Rockwellian 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 15:21:21 ago (+0/-0)
"Oh I've been through Detroit in a car with no rims, all just to get me a 40 and slims"
I see a bad Coon rising
Breaking up (crack rocks) is hard to do
Shitting on the dock of the bay
Another nig in the hall
Dark side of the coon
A remake of Del Shannon's Runaway about beating an escaped slave would provide many lols.