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I'm thinking of making an album of revamped classic rock songs specifically for niggers. here is the playlist so far

submitted by deleted to Niggers 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 11:17:47 ago (+25/-3)     (Niggers)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

RIP in peace.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 16:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

Black Betty

[ - ] Lazybutler 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 18:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

Impressive

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 19:47:46 ago (+0/-0)

Jackyl - She Loves My Cock (Muh Dick)

[ - ] Rockwellian 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 15:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

Rename Aqualung to Stonefish.

Just imagine the flute solo as the nigger gasping for air as he sinks.

[ - ] Rockwellian 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 15:21:21 ago (+0/-0)

(Horse with no name)

"Oh I've been through Detroit in a car with no rims, all just to get me a 40 and slims"

I see a bad Coon rising
Breaking up (crack rocks) is hard to do
Shitting on the dock of the bay
Another nig in the hall
Dark side of the coon

A remake of Del Shannon's Runaway about beating an escaped slave would provide many lols.


[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 11:24:37 ago (+1/-0)

You have too much time on your hands.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:58:20 ago (+5/-0)

Is it any wonder, I’ve got too much time on my hands?
T-t-t-too much time on my hands!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:43:01 ago (+0/-0)

It's ticking away!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:39:36 ago (+0/-0)

Tommy Shaw was a feathered god.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

'Honky Women' =winner

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 15:12:02 ago (+1/-0)

Have the Niggers/Duck Tales song as a hidden track.

Here are a couple of ideas for tracks:

1352
I Brokez the Law and the Law Won
Gone Steal'n

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 19:42:54 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/fDZLCrnfLmvx/

Havent heard that one in a while.

[ - ] HomerChimpson 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:41:56 ago (+1/-0)

Welcome to the Jungle

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:51:04 ago (+1/-0)

Hey Hey we're the monkeys

Don't have to change a thing on that one!

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:54:19 ago (+2/-0)

Strangle Hoe

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:49:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:49:17 ago (+2/-0)

Blue-gumbs of London

Do Do Do Looking out my cell door

Okay, this next one comes with a joke.
Do you know what they call shift change at mcdonalds?
Renig!
So this song title will be,
Time for a coon change
(Time for a cool change)
Give me three hits
We all live in a yellow cell block

[ - ] boogienight 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:41:14 ago (+3/-0)*

Jailhouse Rock - No change necessary

Moonlight Driveby

While your guitar gently gets stolen

Hot for welfare by Van Halen

The man who stole the world (has to steal it before he can sell it)

Surfing with the Alien (the day illegals stole some surfboards)

Fat Lip

Hell is living with you

Stealing Jeans, got my gun (hot take on billie jeans not my lover)

Uptown dump

For hoes who smoke crack (we salute you)






[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:12:53 ago (+2/-0)

'For Ho's That Smoke The Rock'

[ - ] FUBAR 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

Gratz on the stolen guitar one.

[ - ] FUBAR 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 11:34:55 ago (+4/-0)

I wanna hol your drugs

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:00:58 ago (+4/-0)

Free basing (Free falling)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:54:30 ago (+1/-0)

Very good.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:15:12 ago (+4/-0)

- Like a (hood)rat out of jail I'll be gone when the morning comes

- Born to be bound

- Busted for weed (dust in the wind)

- Sweet home wakanda

- Talkin' 'bout my degeneration

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:26:23 ago (+1/-0)

- Busted for weed (dust in the wind)
Funny!

- Sweet home wakanda
...where the river’s full of poo!

Hey where ya been? Probably found a cooler site with no middle aged roasties. :’(

[ - ] HomerChimpson 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:41:43 ago (+5/-0)

I can't Drive
Behind Brown Eyes
Unfortunate Son
Bubba O'Riely
Unfathomably Numb


You dont even need to change some of them

Born to be Wild
Walk on the Wild Side
Born to Run
Purple Haze
Slow Ride
Black Betty
Burning Down the House
Sweet Home Alabama
Back in Black

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:31:39 ago (+0/-0)

Black Hole Sun?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:18:01 ago (+1/-0)

How bout, Black Old Bum?

Black old bum, won’t you come,
And wash my windshield pane?


Just spit ballin.

[ - ] cyclops1771 9 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:11:32 ago (+9/-0)

One Hennessey, One Rock, and One Blunt

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 16:19:26 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, That one sounds a bit too trailer park -
One dead nigger, no gun, dindu nuffin

[ - ] PostWallHelena 13 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 12:43:18 ago (+13/-0)*

Every Breff I Can’t Breeve
Hey Jude, I Cant Breeve
Hey Nineteen, I Can’t Breeve
In the Air Tonight (that I Can’t Breeve)
Shaquayla
Born to Run (Out on My Baby Momma)
Back on Crack
Take It Easy (Off the Shelf Without Paying)
Where the Streets Are All Named MLK
Crack in Pocket, (Got Fentanyl, Im Gonna Use It)
Don’t Fear the Repo
It’s the Time of the Season (for Muhh Diiick!)
Every Little Thing She Does Is a Misdemeanor
Mary Jane’s Last Twerk
Add It Up (for Me Pleez Bro Cuz Math Is Hard)
Lay Sheboon Lay

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:10:27 ago (+4/-0)

That was pretty goddam good, big gal (Dont Fear The Repo) wtf

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

Ah, Its a gift I guess. I just pulled a list of classic rock hits and thought about how niggers wreck everything.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

u have good taste in music, at least

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:12:32 ago (+0/-0)

Well you didnt know me in my “Cure” phase.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

Uh...I STILL like their stuff! I was playing 'Love Cats' on bass earlier today.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 19:54:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ok fine they had some catchy ones but RS still gets the rope.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 20:27:41 ago (+0/-0)

Best version of Just Like Heaven is by jazz singer Kat Edmonson

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:06:06 ago (+3/-0)

I would really like to see that baby momma one written 😆

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:26:31 ago (+7/-0)

Some of these just write themselves:

She a good girl, loves Big Momma
Loves Malcolm, and MLK too
she a good girl, crazy bout muh dik
Loves abortion and gorilla glue.
Hey!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 13:29:06 ago (+1/-0)

I already had- baby I's is gonna run

And bitch that baby is bill's.

But damn you are really good at this.

[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:25:06 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:36:31 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:18:19 ago (+0/-0)

Great find.

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 14:46:50 ago (+3/-0)

Don’t fear the repo

Excellent!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 15:17:21 ago (+3/-0)

Back on Crack (Back in Black?)

Back on crack
I hit the pipe
I've been too long, I'm glad to be stoned
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Get the hearse 'cause I gonna die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running from the cops
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back on crack
Yes, I'm back on crack!

You don't actually have to change too much of the song.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 17:08:29 ago (+3/-0)

Suggestions:

Back on crack
I hit the pipe
Im bangin booty cause the baby’s got back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
When Chesa Boudin done let me out
I've been looking at this guy
'Cause he’s givin me the eye
I’ll get him later in a drive-by
I got nine wives
With fat thighs
Abusin' every one of them and running from the cops
'Cause I'm black
Yes, I'm black
Well, I'm black
Yes, I'm black
Well, I'm bla-ha-ha-hack, bla-ha-ha-hack
And, I'm back on crack
Yes, I'm back on crack

Hope you dont mind. I saw some opportunities.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 23:36:44 ago (+0/-0)

I can hear Shaquayla in my head. Bravo.