My dad always wonders why I don’t want to be a manager etc. Because I don’t want to write emails for a living bitch. I don’t work at a factory on the ground floor. I’m an engineer. If I didn’t want to be an engineer I wouldn’t have spent 5+ years in college to be it.
Engineers don’t get promoted into to be managers. They retire in to it.
During the first .com boom I worked at a place like this- lots of fun, free sugary candy everywhere, ping pong and foosball tables, concert t shirts to work, etc.
As soon as their stock took a nosedive it was all fucking GONE. Not an announcement, not one word, you just came in monday and it's stop fucking around and get the fuck to work, don't even think of looking up from your laptop.
Oh, and they fired a ton of people too.
This girl has to worry about two inevitabilites. Not just the company stock dropping or a competitor starts eating away at them (Linkedin already peaked years ago) but her age. If she thinks she's going to stay the cute and perky ohmuhgawd! purple jello! and all that free swag! GIMME! girl for the rest of her career, she's got a huge wakeup call coming.
The reason rich men treat perky little girls this way is obvious. Not just to keep them hard while they're running shit but to get attention for the company. Problem is, that girl has to stay a perky little girl totes indefinitely y'all and as soon as they see a wrinkle, split end or grey hair, they'll dip into the pool of hundreds of other cute little perky uhmuhgawd girls waiting to take her place
and it's really really (did I say really y'all?) hard to just get a regular earn-your-paycheck-and-shut-the-fuck-up job after all that swag and free iced coffee every morning.
And even if, by some miracle, she kept this job she would hit about 28 and get the what the fuck am I doing with my life nagging feelings and worry about being more ~mindful~ and ~present~ during the day and she'll accept that she's been doing bullshit all this time and it's too late to change shit.
I wouldn't want to trade places with her
And she walked all the way from West loop over through Michigan Ave to River North over to Water Tower Place and then the beach, just for a little stroll? Through crowds rushing to get the fuck home? It's shoulder to shoulder in rush hour. No spoiled little girl is just going to take a leisurely stroll miles through miserable fuckers that will push her and her soy latte into the street. And it's still bright and sunny, not getting dark and grey?
You left early, didn't you bitch? Why am I not surprised?
I'll also add that I know two women that have completely bullshit jobs at major companies so big that they are constantly mentioned on this board and people hate them. They are both miserable. Most would kill to get their jobs but they hate all the bullshit that goes into it. One girl hates that her higher ups come by as much as they can just to be near her. Another is just tired of it. This video was made by the company to show what a young, quirky workplace they are to stay relevant because linkedin doesn't want to become another Facebook. I'm sure it took weeks of meetings to plan this little movie and to make it seem so hey y'all I just rolled out of bed this morning, don't you love my life?
And girls like this never come in early. You should say she rides her unicorn into work every morning. That's more believable.
When shit hits the fan she'll be among the first casualties while you will be far more likely to survive and become stronger than ever by the end of it.
The life of people whose job is sending emails. I only get mad if they get paid more than me. Which doesn't happen at my workplace. But I see little jewish fuckholes on vacation, "working" on their iPad at the pool. Say shit like "I own my own business." You fucking send emails for a living you tool. IDC if you've found a way to make money by not doing anything, but don't pretend you're work.
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Engineers don’t get promoted into to be managers. They retire in to it.
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As soon as their stock took a nosedive it was all fucking GONE. Not an announcement, not one word, you just came in monday and it's stop fucking around and get the fuck to work, don't even think of looking up from your laptop.
Oh, and they fired a ton of people too.
This girl has to worry about two inevitabilites. Not just the company stock dropping or a competitor starts eating away at them (Linkedin already peaked years ago) but her age. If she thinks she's going to stay the cute and perky ohmuhgawd! purple jello! and all that free swag! GIMME! girl for the rest of her career, she's got a huge wakeup call coming.
The reason rich men treat perky little girls this way is obvious. Not just to keep them hard while they're running shit but to get attention for the company. Problem is, that girl has to stay a perky little girl totes indefinitely y'all and as soon as they see a wrinkle, split end or grey hair, they'll dip into the pool of hundreds of other cute little perky uhmuhgawd girls waiting to take her place
and it's really really (did I say really y'all?) hard to just get a regular earn-your-paycheck-and-shut-the-fuck-up job after all that swag and free iced coffee every morning.
And even if, by some miracle, she kept this job she would hit about 28 and get the what the fuck am I doing with my life nagging feelings and worry about being more ~mindful~ and ~present~ during the day and she'll accept that she's been doing bullshit all this time and it's too late to change shit.
I wouldn't want to trade places with her
And she walked all the way from West loop over through Michigan Ave to River North over to Water Tower Place and then the beach, just for a little stroll? Through crowds rushing to get the fuck home? It's shoulder to shoulder in rush hour. No spoiled little girl is just going to take a leisurely stroll miles through miserable fuckers that will push her and her soy latte into the street. And it's still bright and sunny, not getting dark and grey?
You left early, didn't you bitch? Why am I not surprised?
I'll also add that I know two women that have completely bullshit jobs at major companies so big that they are constantly mentioned on this board and people hate them. They are both miserable. Most would kill to get their jobs but they hate all the bullshit that goes into it. One girl hates that her higher ups come by as much as they can just to be near her. Another is just tired of it. This video was made by the company to show what a young, quirky workplace they are to stay relevant because linkedin doesn't want to become another Facebook. I'm sure it took weeks of meetings to plan this little movie and to make it seem so hey y'all I just rolled out of bed this morning, don't you love my life?
And girls like this never come in early. You should say she rides her unicorn into work every morning. That's more believable.
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