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There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel came down from the sky.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 09:48:56 ago (+42/-0)     (Jokes)

With a single gesture, the angel brought the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?"

He asks her, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, lets! But this time we'll change positions -- I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."



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[ - ] Peleg 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 11:46:08 ago (+6/-0)

It's been a long time since I heard that one. Thanks for posting it because I had forgotten the punch line!

[ - ] inkbottle23 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2022 04:16:22 ago (+1/-0)

nice one!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 09:56:09 ago (+2/-0)

[9.5] [9.3] [7.6]

[ - ] Hariboto 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:20:10 ago (+1/-0)

Hahah!!

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:13:30 ago (+1/-0)

I like it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 12:11:28 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 17:44:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 14:08:13 ago (+0/-0)

That seems rather hurtful.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 16:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boomerkiller -3 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 13:04:37 ago (+1/-4)

Boomer tier

[ - ] ThisGuy 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:14:26 ago (+5/-0)

He didn't break down in tears to more closely relate to you. Sorry...

[ - ] boomerkiller -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 16:50:10 ago (+1/-3)

Boomer take tier

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 21:56:49 ago (+2/-0)

You should make a new account. You don't really live up to this one. You exude sad.

[ - ] boomerkiller -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 22:43:25 ago (+0/-2)

Die you nation destroyer.

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2022 22:53:39 ago (+2/-0)

See what I mean?