I am banning “Yo Momma” jokes from this sub. They are old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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I am banning “Yo Momma” jokes from this sub. They are old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 17:41:26 ago (+50/-3) (Jokes)

Just like yo momma!

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[ - ] websiteuser 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:07:38 ago (+5/-0)

RETARD CONTENT

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 22 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:17:02 ago (+22/-0)

I am happy that you are content.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 10 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:23:16 ago (+10/-0)

Yeah, not sure why he is yelling in the third person. Oh, right. Nevermind.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:32:05 ago (+5/-0)

Shhhhhh, you'll wake him up.

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 07:13:57 ago (+3/-0)

RETARD LIKE FUNNY JOKE

RETARD GO SLEEP NOW

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 00:40:15 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] heebiejeebies

[ - ] heebiejeebies 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:49:06 ago (+7/-0)

got em

[ + ] ScheduledSuicide

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:01:39 ago (+6/-0)

Now, that was funny!

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 03:35:41 ago (+2/-0)

Yo momma's not tho ... she didn't feel a thing apparently.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 21:08:31 ago (+3/-0)

Eh. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 16:53:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway

[ - ] Misanthroat 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:07:37 ago (+2/-0)

You know what else is old, stupid and been done by everyone a hundred times? Yo momma.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:18:23 ago (+5/-0)

Yo momma is so ugly that it is easy to tell you are both related.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 08:51:00 ago (+2/-0)

Yo mamma so ugly when you popped out of her pooper the doctor slapped her.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 21:24:59 ago (+2/-0)

Why does voat think I upvoted this? It ruined my 1488 upvotes.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 21:51:41 ago (+1/-0)

I'm honored.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 17:46:30 ago (+4/-2)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:45:37 ago (+3/-0)

That would also be referred to as a 'faggot end'. Sailors used to cut off the frayed bits and smoke them.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 18:59:38 ago (+3/-0)

What are you, like 200 years old?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:00:20 ago (+3/-0)

Don't you age shame me, bigot!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:04:41 ago (+2/-0)

Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:19:21 ago (+2/-0)

Brb. Downloading a new Mercedes.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:21:47 ago (+1/-0)

I used to download MP3s, and then MP4s... but now I download MP5s.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:23:30 ago (+0/-0)

Link pls!

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:05:11 ago (+1/-0)

As it's still in beta, you'll need to DM IvanTheTroll (on RocketChat I believe). Otherwise, the Gatalog has plenty of other fun stuff. :D

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 23:01:51 ago (+2/-0)

Catbox seems to not be loading right now. I know they are going through issues right now.

Alternatives are jssocial.pw, pic8.co, smuttyhorse, ipfs, also this huge list of pomf.se clones. I think catbox could use a break.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 08:20:05 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 05:09:20 ago (+1/-0)

OH SNAP NIGGUH!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 03:37:58 ago (+1/-0)

I saw it coming. How smart am I!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:36:20 ago (+1/-0)

"Yo momma" jokes are usually lame af. Good call.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:16:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yo mama…

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 22:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yo Adrian

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2022 08:50:19 ago (+1/-0)

AAADWIAAAAAAAAARRRR

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 21:10:49 ago (+1/-0)

Jokes like “Yo momma’s so fat ...” or “Yo momma wears combat boots!” or “Yo momma was walking through the woods, and stepped on a thorn; but a mouse said: ‘I’ll take that thorn out, if ya let me romance you ...” or “What’s the difference between yo momma and a parrot?” or “Do I go to where yo momma works, and slap the dicks out of her mouth?” or jokes like: “Did yo momma have any children that lived?”

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 20:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:58:54 ago (+1/-0)

Your mom jokes are always funny.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2022 19:35:54 ago (+0/-0)

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