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A man walks in to a bar...

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:11:13 ago (+28/-0)     (Jokes)

A man walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a rum and coke.”

The bartender says, "Is Pepsi okay?" and the man agrees.

A minute later the bartender comes back with a drink and says, "Here's your Pepsi and coke, that'll be $9.50"


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:38:06 ago (+7/-0)

A baby seal walks into a club....

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:54:01 ago (+5/-0)

A pirate walks into a bar... and then realizes that his patch was on the wrong eye.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 01:22:43 ago (+1/-0)

Could be. The eyepatch was used to go fast from bright environment to dark environment. Not because he doesn't have an eye.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 20:36:25 ago (+3/-0)

AOC back to bartending?

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 20:42:29 ago (+5/-0)

call girl. bartending was just a front

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:02:57 ago (+3/-0)

I'd give her 5$ to see her tits.

[ - ] GMarksTheSpot94 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 17:48:26 ago (+1/-0)

I think it would work better if he came back and just said, here's your pepsi.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 19, 2022 17:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

"Here's your Pepsi, that'll be $11.50"

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:56:26 ago (+2/-0)

A commie a pedophile a faggot and a liberal walks into a bar

The jew says what's the special

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:34:44 ago (+2/-0)

2 men walk into a bar.

The 3rd one ducks.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:34:47 ago (+1/-0)

Marty Malt level.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:11:58 ago (+1/-0)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I have cancer."

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:42:18 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like Marin County, CA.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:30:47 ago (+1/-0)

"No fries. Chips!"

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:18:10 ago (+1/-0)

hehe!