And then go be a cuckold kiked feminist who bullies other men and lays on the ground so "your" women can get fucked by other men while you're covered in dirt telling yourself what a good little boy you are.
Im a lady. (Lol) Should I too engage in manly handshakes? Or should I do that thing where you present your hand and the guy sort of holds it for a minute in a limp wristed sort of handshake like aristocratic ladies do? You know what I mean? Or maybe I should curtsy?
Is the web touch permitted in a handshake between mixed company? Seems kinda racy. Like, let’s say I do a web touch with a man and then he tries to dry hump my web with his? Can I smack him with my white gloves or what?
[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:05:32 ago (+1/-0)
I refuse to shake a woman's hand. It either comes off as being effeminate, because you make a note not to outright cripple her arm for life, or you seem like a psycho for going half stick and actually coming close to breaking her hand.
I'd rather the woman just assume I'm an asshole as the hand gesture remains unfulfilled. Lately I have been contemplating patting her on the shoulder for offering the gesture. Then make some utterance such as 'mate' or 'bro' so she can fuck off with that honoured masculine greeting.
Always death grip and stare them down. Don't look at them, look through them and be ready to rip the provocateur's throat out at a moment's notice with your free hand that isn't trapped.
Assume everyone is out to get you and the handshake is in fact a trap, one that you willingly invite into your life frequently because you like to live dangerously.
[ + ] thatsrealfuckinggay
[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:30:34 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:23:20 ago (+0/-0)
Is the web touch permitted in a handshake between mixed company? Seems kinda racy. Like, let’s say I do a web touch with a man and then he tries to dry hump my web with his? Can I smack him with my white gloves or what?
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:05:32 ago (+1/-0)
I'd rather the woman just assume I'm an asshole as the hand gesture remains unfulfilled. Lately I have been contemplating patting her on the shoulder for offering the gesture. Then make some utterance such as 'mate' or 'bro' so she can fuck off with that honoured masculine greeting.
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:13:55 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] VaccineWaters 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 09:27:38 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:10:04 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] GlowNiggerDick
[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 09:14:53 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 04:13:00 ago (+0/-0)
Assume everyone is out to get you and the handshake is in fact a trap, one that you willingly invite into your life frequently because you like to live dangerously.
[ + ] Shotinthedark
[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 02:13:33 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 03:23:38 ago (+4/-0)