I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row. - Upgoat

I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 18:12:56 ago (+29/-1) (Jokes)

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

[ - ] breh 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 18:52:16 ago (+5/-0)

That's what the tranny was doing at his sentencing hearing, too

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 20:50:00 ago (+1/-0)

Brah!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 18:35:07 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] osomperne 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 08:04:03 ago (+2/-0)

Funniest joke to date. You're just jealous

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 21:39:58 ago (+1/-0)

🙄

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 20:49:33 ago (+1/-0)

😕

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 19:05:38 ago (+1/-0)

I lolled
Was also expecting a homo/tranny end

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 18:33:15 ago (+1/-0)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck!