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More Vax Bullshit in NYC

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 16:46:28 ago (+23/-0)     (whatever)

Two weeks ago, I was told that my job was ending. Since then, I haven’t really been able to find something good. Yesterday, I got hired by a place. I spent 3 hours onboarding and watching harassment and gender videos and signing off on all of their paperwork. Today, I am asked for pics of my various licenses and of my vax card. Obviously, I don’t have a vax card, but I filled out the religious form at my other job last year, so I sent them that from November. They tried to say they couldn’t read it. It is a little blurry admittedly, but I can make it out on my cellphone. I re-sent it as the largest size instead of medium. This email volley followed:

ME:
Hello:

I just spoke with HR regarding my exemption and she alluded to weekly testing for Covid.

I explained that this would likely cause undue financial hardship, but it would cause general hardship, as well. What if an employee shows no outward signs of tuberculosis, hepatitis or Ebola? Would they also be required to take a test every week to ensure that they didn’t have it? That’s presumptuous and a tad persecutory.

I haven’t had even a sniffle in the entire 2.5 years that this has been going on and I worked all through it. I rode trains and buses to work when for the first 5 or 6 weeks, I was the only one on them besides the conductor/driver who wasn’t scared to come outside and go to work.

I’m sure some client out there will appreciate my dedication as an “essential worker” (even though all workers are pretty much essential).

William

HR:

Hi William ,

I understand your concerns. Unfortunately, we do have to follow city-wide guidelines regarding the vaccination, so we highly appreciate your understanding on our thorough follow-up process when it comes to this matter.

Our HR Director is currently seeking approval from client but there will be a delay on the start date until we can get this finalized.

We will be in touch.


Best Regards,

ME:

You said it best: These are “guidelines”—-not laws. The law is that I am allowed a religious exemption.

Be well.

William



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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 16 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 17:04:21 ago (+16/-0)

Update: Just officially hired.

I have a feeling that they may use me for 60 days and fire me before I pass probation or earn any sick time. Fuck it. I’ll take their 9 checks until I can figure something else out.

[ - ] 2Drunk 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 17:13:11 ago (+7/-0)

You should work for yourself. Sell, IDK, lampshades?

[ - ] Boardallday3 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:39:17 ago (+5/-0)

Also, OP can make bars of soap and sell them on Etsy. Making soap is fun and easy!

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 23:31:57 ago (+3/-0)

Etsy is a kike market. Try gab marketplace.

[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 23:36:02 ago (+3/-0)

I don't think people there would want soap with those ingredients :/

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 23:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

I support your business method.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 17:44:49 ago (+2/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Trumpman9000 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 21:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

Blow up Wall Street. I know how to make bombs if you need help.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 06:46:59 ago (+1/-0)

I need help moving (15th floor no elevator).

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 21:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

I think trumpman is legit crazy

He prolly does

[ - ] Trumpman9000 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 21:51:10 ago (+0/-0)

Die fedboy

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 21:51:54 ago (+0/-0)

Not a fed lol

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 08:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

Lol…
The agent behind a desk- inciting violence- attempting to lure someone into another “Kidnapping the Governor” scheme or similar false flag, calling someone else a “Fed” as a derogatory statement….

My god, they desperately NEED someone to act out so they can clamp down.
This fedboy, who probably goes to political rally’s with his Nazi flag and Gadsden flag, can’t fucking wait to have his boot on the neck of his political opposition. He will masturbate vigorously that night.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 08:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

You guys sure do get asshurt and paranoid whenever someone doesn't repeat the company line like a good sheeple

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 06:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

How long is probation in the US usually/max?

Here the longest is 6 months which is regularly used as default.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 13:46:26 ago (+1/-0)

90 days, typically.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:13:07 ago (+6/-0)

In 60 days you will be one of the few that can work reliably!

Faced with following the bullshit or being able to have a functioning business they will never bring this up again.

The Darwin games are well underway. And you are winning.

[ - ] v0atmage 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:03:17 ago (+6/-0)

Oh! Ask them if you need to wear a condom and buttplug at all times to avoid getting schlong covid.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:08:51 ago (+5/-0)

I actually typed a line in the initial e-mail that said something like: If my co-workers are gay, should I demand that they provide negative tests for HIV and monkeypox? Scrapped it, though.

[ - ] v0atmage 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:10:07 ago (+6/-0)

That would have burned the bridge but looks like that's going to happen anyhow given their retarded policies. Good luck, dude.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 21:52:34 ago (+0/-0)

They have to be TINfoil though

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 20:19:30 ago (+3/-0)

Off yourself for willingly living in jew york

[ - ] NotAntifa75 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:24:33 ago (+3/-0)

"Rachel"

Every Damn Time

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:08:39 ago (+2/-0)

You're setting off all sorts of HR alarms. 7 paychecks. You'd be lucky.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt he'll be there another week. Should have just been direct and said he isn't getting the vax and has the exemption instead of getting philosophical about it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 02:16:11 ago (+1/-0)*

Religious exemption is a cuck move, mandates are not laws.

Find a job that is not an entry-level position and companies will find ways to make an exception to the rule without telling your colleagues regarding your vaccination status.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 13:05:55 ago (+0/-0)

Religious exemption is not a cuck move
If your beliefs are what mine are. Getting a fake vax card is a cuck move and one that puts you at risk for felony arrest. I have had a FT and PT job over the past 2 years and I have won this battle 4 times.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 22:36:39 ago (+0/-0)

A religious exemption is more of a cuck move than a medical contradiction. Think about it, the jew jesus doesn't want me to get the jibby jabby, or I don't believe the covid-19 vaccination is either safe or effective. Which sounds more faggy to you?

Ideally, just tell your employer to suck a dick but in character as a nigger.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 23:30:27 ago (+0/-0)

You fucked up right there. You’re being presumptuous. My religion is non-denominational and doesn’t necessarily adhere to Abrahamic tenets. I just know that the jab is evil and that I don’t like Satanic and Luciferian people/ideas.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 23:50:24 ago (+0/-0)

All exemptions are cuck tier. It is essentially telling the government you agree with the jabs and aren't willing to fight, as long as the other deer get slaughtered first so you have a chance to run away.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 23:28:45 ago (+0/-0)

Number one priority is to move out of the leftist shithole to absolutely anywhere a tad less commified.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 01:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

Why not just find some based Italians to work for in Jew York. From what I hear they’re one of the groups there that don’t follow that bullshit

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 02:25:43 ago (+0/-0)

Why not just find some based Italians to work for in Jew York.

Based Italians, lol.

Yeah Italians in Italy didn't get the vax because they are so based, lol.

Italy is one of the most vaccinated countries in the world at 86% coverage and they didn't have all the bs that Aussie, Kiwis and Canadians had with their government's coercive measures stripping away all personal liberties and freedoms.

https://ourworldindata.org/covid-vaccinations