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Fucking with cops #4

submitted by Laputois to whatever 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 20:40:55 ago (+50/-2)     (whatever)

Send an email to public affairs asking how to file a complaint concerning a police action that occurred the night before. Its best to do this on a Saturday or Sunday when piggy activity is at its weekly zenith. Inevitable they will respond asking your name, officer name and details. Respond that your lawyer has instructed you to hold off until they can obtain evidence and body cams because he told you if Internal affairs has a complaint they can refuse to release body cam video because "its under investigation". They will question every officer on watch the night in question and the entire department will be on edge.


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[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 21:52:01 ago (+7/-0)

As paranoid as the cops are these days,this would work beautifully.!!

[ - ] Boardallday3 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 00:37:02 ago (+6/-0)

Your posts are always a breath of fresh air on this stupid website.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 04:50:15 ago (+3/-0)

You magnificent bastard. That's briliant.

[ - ] mongre 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 08:47:07 ago (+2/-2)

What kind of bullshit is this? We ASK cops to do the job they do. I don't want to deal with maniacs, criminals or the evil people in this world EVERY DAY.

Faggots like OP are the first ones to cry to 911 yet they harass they very people that took an oath.

[ - ] Laputois [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 09:03:20 ago (+1/-0)

Either a cop, an excop, a bootlicker or a fed. Glow on nigger, glow on.

[ - ] mongre 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 08:49:18 ago (+0/-0)

Incorrect. Come on back to earth. You can do it...that's it...

[ - ] NedsHead 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 06:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

Make sure you "sound black" over the phone, they won't have anything to worry about if you sound White

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 07:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

Or jewish

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2022 08:37:20 ago (+0/-0)

Then they would laugh. You'd have to sound white so that you sound competent and worth their cover up.

[ - ] totes_magotes -2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 23:27:31 ago (+0/-2)

Literally not how that goes but you keep on with your wet dream.

Dawg, they don't give a shit.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 22:46:30 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 23:09:01 ago (+3/-0)

As opposed to just murdering someone if he didn't call??. Weird flex brah ...