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Liberal women are like a microwave oven.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:04:10 ago (+38/-1)     (Jokes)

They're easy to turn on.

They get hot quick.

And if you put a baby in them, they will kill it.



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[ - ] 2Drunk 11 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:23:18 ago (+11/-0)

Their hot pocket might look good, but it always turns out to be cold and dead on the inside.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 20:52:59 ago (+1/-0)

And let's not even discuss that orange colored shit that comes oozing out.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 20:58:13 ago (+3/-0)

if they're a nigger I'm beyond ok with this

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 21:15:25 ago (+2/-0)

Only people in the US that can get away with murder and face no consequences.

Nogz are close but they are usually sent to prison numerous times before they kill the white woman that kills babies.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 21:35:23 ago (+1/-1)

I resent this. We are not easy to turn on.

[ - ] lolxd 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 00:16:05 ago (+2/-0)

Must suck to be Liberal too.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 07:24:03 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldnt know.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 11:05:14 ago (+0/-0)

The entire post is directed at "Liberal Women", if you're an exception your original comment is falsehood. Figure it out.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 13:58:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I get it. I made a joke. But somehow you missed that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 14:09:05 ago (+0/-0)

Poe's Law.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 05:44:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 07:24:35 ago (+0/-0)

I dont drink