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Lockdown pranks from yesteryear

submitted by UncleDoug to Australia 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 12:55:07 ago (+79/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Splooge 13 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 13:29:16 ago (+13/-0)

I like to retcon this event in my mind so that the dummy is actually completely stuffed with tannerite.

:3

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 13:41:52 ago (+4/-0)

You read my mind. Also acceptable would be a Vietcong style booby trap.

[ - ] Splooge 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 15:05:55 ago (+6/-0)

Based and WELCOMETOTHERICEFIELDSMOTHERFUCKERpilled

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 14:38:26 ago (+4/-0)

Never heard this word. Adding it to my vocabulary, thanks.

[ - ] Boardallday3 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 14:54:53 ago (+6/-0)

Agree. Cool word.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/retcon-history-and-meaning

Retcon is a shortened form of retroactive continuity, and refers to a literary device in which the form or content of a previously established narrative is changed. Retcons are often encountered in serial formats such as comic books or television series, where they serve as a means of allowing the work’s creators to create a parallel universe, reintroduce a character, or explore plot lines that would otherwise be in conflict with the work. Essentially, a retcon allows an author to have his or her cake and eat it too, as it enables the return of dead characters, the revision of unpopular elements of a work, and a general disregard for reality.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 16:21:52 ago (+4/-0)

I appreciate when users quote and cite definitions for other users to learn from. Reminds me of OG voat, pre-Qtards.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 20:54:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] Splooge 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 15:06:39 ago (+3/-0)

Based and vocabularypilled

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 16:36:30 ago (+3/-0)

Founded and eloquent.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 20:43:03 ago (+2/-0)

I just "splooged" a little at the thought.

One shot, and there'd be bacon for weeks.

[ - ] Prairie 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 18:14:06 ago (+7/-0)

Even if it were an actual guy and COVID-19 was a deadly, dangerous disease, he was alone and their actions would create a risk of spread.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 14:17:51 ago (+4/-0)

... and we are nowhere near peak idiocracy yet. Imagine us 20 years from now.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 4, 2022 16:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

Needed more land mines around the offender.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 20:42:16 ago (+2/-0)

Pig cunt retards actually fell for it. Funny as hell.

[ - ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 19:11:25 ago (+2/-0)

This years prank, is when you go back to the office, get one of those covid tests, find a way to make it positive, then send a picture of it being positive to HR. You get to WFH again, and the company has to spend 8 grand cleaning up the area you were in.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 4, 2022 05:59:53 ago (+1/-0)

Very good.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 21:13:16 ago (+1/-0)

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