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Obi-Wan Kenobi is Bisexual Now, Yay!

submitted by deleted to StarWars 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 14:23:04 ago (+7/-2)     (StarWars)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 15:25:54 ago (+4/-0)

C'mon Disney, make him full blown gay as aids.

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 17:33:13 ago (+0/-0)

They would but mid 2000s cartoon network had him fuck some mandolorian bitch or some gay shit. They had to settle for half gay, but he might have been born a woman, watch season 2 to find out.

Am I in the last stages of brain death and simulating a taste of my own personal hell as I slip slowly into brain death?

God, I know you said no more floods but how about an ice age?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 23:54:25 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe we are already dead and living in hell.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 17:06:30 ago (+3/-0)

IIRC, part of the whole "being a jedi" shit is eschewing any form of sexuality. "Warrior monks" and whatnot. That's why Anakin was off pulling a Macron (fucking a much older woman) in secret.

Just another excuse for (((Disney))) to fag everything up.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 17:22:51 ago (+1/-0)

You say that as though any of the faggots, pedophiles and kikes running (((Disney))) have ever actually watched a Star Wars movie.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 18:44:51 ago (+1/-0)

Well now we know why Darth Vader turned evil. Uncle Ben got a little too frisky on that "camping trip".

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 00:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

Obi-Wan does like grooming kids, so yeah, he should be totally gay to make it more realistic.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 19:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

I hope he uses the wrong end of his Light saber for some jollies and turns it on.

[ - ] AOUsNameIsDavid 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 18:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

Space is fake and gay just like Star Wars

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 16:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

2% of the population

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 14:25:06 ago (+0/-0)

Jedis are gay anyway.

Except for Anakin in his later years...

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 15:44:52 ago (+1/-0)

You mean when he started dressing like a golem and had three lines of hebrew text on his chest? Nah, the rebels were the Nazis and the sith empire's symbol is a six pointed star.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 15:45:56 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody's perfect!

[ - ] nobody 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 16:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 18:29:58 ago (+0/-0)

The jedi dress like sand niggers, live in caves like sand niggers and even commit terrorist attacks like sand niggers. Star wars was just another fictional story about jews vs the white man. Of course the whites were the villains.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 1, 2022 22:43:22 ago (+1/-0)

Bitch please. Look at the rebel alliance at the end of a new hope - nothing but white people. The main race that helped them fight the empire in episode 6 has an Italian name. The X wing looks like a swastika - an X with a line (gun) coming off each tip of the X.

The sith symbols are a 6 pointed star (empire) and 6 triangles in hex shape (separatists). Vader's armor literally had hebrew writing on it because he represents the golems the jews use to carry out their bidding. In episode 3, Palpatine literally cries out in pain as he strikes someone with lightning, just like jews cry out in pain as they strike you.

Watto is a long nosed greedy blue alien merchant with a Brooklyn accent who often wore a funny little round hat and owned a woman and child as slaves - the only way they could have made him a more obvious jewish stereotype is if he ate foreskins for breakfast. He owned Anakin, whose name sounds like American, who went on to murder a bunch of sand people in a movie about a tiny religious cult obsessed with 6(sith) symbolism who infiltrate governments to start fake wars they control both sides of in a movie that came out just after 9/11.

And don't even get me started on how Alderaan and the speeders on Hoth relate to the Thule and Vril societies of Aryan/Germanic mystics who helped found the Nazi party. The entire 6 movie arc is about how jews infiltrate institutions, use fake conflicts to increase their power, and can only be defeated by Aryans who have studied the ways of their ancestors and reject the quick and easy jewish route to power.