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Why are the women and children evacuated first?

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 18:35:21 ago (+34/-0)     (Jokes)

So the men can die in peace.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 17 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 18:40:09 ago (+17/-0)

Or so they can figure out a solution without being undermined and annoyed.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 21:40:00 ago (+4/-0)

Wait, how do you know my wife?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 22:44:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 21:18:18 ago (+2/-0)

"rest in peace" makes a better punchline imho

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 28, 2022 03:58:23 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly.. to "R.I.P."

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 18:40:39 ago (+2/-0)

He laughed. Good one!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 21:45:13 ago (+3/-0)

Oh sure, now you listen to what he has to say. But oh, fill up the gas tank before you get home so it has a full tank to leave with next time? No way, that's just silly. Why would I do that when it magically fills itself every time I leave it in the garage.

YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 21:49:50 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 28, 2022 15:26:02 ago (+2/-0)

Hi honey, I didn't know you had a voat account. We'll talk about my antisemitic attitude after the kids are tucked in. No, I'm not going to gas our brother in law, filthy kike that he is......

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 28, 2022 00:19:45 ago (+1/-0)

yes, but feminists come behind men.