People treat me like a god. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

People treat me like a god.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 18:48:16 ago (+74/-0) (Jokes)

They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[ - ] shitface9000 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 20:22:20 ago (+5/-1)

actual funny joke for once lol

[ - ] gaperglory 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 20:49:50 ago (+3/-0)

You must have teenage kids and nigger friends.
Good joke though!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 11 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 21:08:44 ago (+11/-0)

It could be worse. I could have nigger kids and teenage friends.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 01:18:23 ago (+3/-0)

OH! Two good jokes in one thread, your on fire tonight

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 06:40:19 ago (+3/-0)

mostly peaceful

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 14:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

deep meta

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 06:39:50 ago (+1/-0)

hah or in my case until they need someone to blame!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 23:55:27 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a father

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 22:25:36 ago (+1/-0)

Ha!

Nice!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 22:20:17 ago (+1/-0)

Understood. Niggerfaggot.

I'm a god too

[ - ] Hadza 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 20:45:31 ago (+1/-0)

Do you also get into arguments with jews and lose (they said so, it must be true)?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 20:48:03 ago (+2/-0)

When arguing with jews one must redefine the word 'win'.

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 23:33:48 ago (+3/-0)

If you kill your enemies, they win.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 02:44:38 ago (+1/-0)

A zen master