I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. - Upgoat

I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 19:16:37 ago (+37/-0) (Jokes)

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

[ - ] Thatguy 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:07:01 ago (+5/-0)

I love dad jokes.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:29:07 ago (+2/-0)

I thought this one was clever.

[ - ] Thatguy 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 00:09:10 ago (+4/-0)

It was clever, pull my finger.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 01:48:21 ago (+1/-0)

POOTIS SPENCER HERE!

[ - ] hhargitt 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:19:32 ago (+2/-0)

That's a sticky situation, she sounds pretty crafty!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:30:04 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 02:25:41 ago (+1/-0)

smh,and smiling,Thanks!

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:00:40 ago (+1/-0)

Amazing thank you