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I met a guy that played quidditch. Amazingly, he had a girlfriend, and she played too. In the Potter films, you got an instant win if you caught this thing called a golden snitch, it was a little ball that flies around. So I asked this nerd how they dealt with that aspect.

In their fake quidditch games, a person assumes the role of the snitch, he is dressed in gold, and he is free to roam the entire campus but he has to stay outside, and he has to keep moving, he can’t hide.. Each team designates a single faggot to go out and look for this fucker. If you can snatch his golden hat and return it to the field, your team wins…

So fucking gay.

This morning before I left for work I had the news on. They had a story about professional quidditch players changing the name from quidditch to quadball(I think it was) because what's her face is anti-troon.

I think that might be gayer. Professional quidditch player itself pegs the gay meter(pun intended)

Not the gayest, but hugely gay.

You mean because they aren't really flying, kid?

That M at the beginning of your URL makes it at least 52.3% more gay.

I love how the very first thing they did was make rules that say you don't need to use an actual broom and they all min-maxed. Now they all just look like they are running around wearing strap-ons and grabbing them.