Max Can't Take a Hint - Upgoat

Max Can't Take a Hint
submitted by deleted to TikTok 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 15:50:58 ago (+34/-3) (TikTok)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 17:19:40 ago (+4/-0)

Max is not particularly good at his job.

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 18:02:18 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 18:31:24 ago (+5/-0)

If that is the case, I hope that his boss stubs his toe and falls down some stairs and his tiny hat flies off and lands in some poop but he doesn't realise and squishes the poop all over his head putting it back on again and then he gets audited by the IRS.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:58:59 ago (+2/-0)

IRS funny. Why would jews audit themselves aussie?

We Zs not Ss "realise"

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:13:52 ago (+4/-0)

jews like jewing other jews nearly as much as jewing goys.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:55:36 ago (+0/-0)

Oops, still in faggot canadia mode from talking to my faggy coworkers.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 01:27:23 ago (+0/-0)

You are an aussie!? Yikes

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 18:03:56 ago (+3/-2)

Max is actually an outstanding performer. He will be a sale team leader or district trainer soon. Exceptional persistence and great job overcoming objections. Professional to the last word. Unshakable. Legendary salesman.

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 19:10:23 ago (+2/-0)

overcoming objections

I don't think that means what you think it means.

[ + ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 19:35:07 ago (+1/-0)

He literally CAN'T take no for an answer.

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:26:33 ago (+1/-0)

That's what overcoming objections means.

It's what William Gates is trying to do with selling the vaccine.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 20:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

You don't get the reference. Every single salesman past or present will.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

Corporate newspeak for being a lame fag and not heeding the guys words tp get the fuck off his property. Max is luck the guy wasn't packing.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:54:37 ago (+1/-0)

Pushy salespeople are only good if you're trying to con people once and GTFO, like those guys who come to your door and collect for "charity". If you are in pest control, you want to build a relationship with the neighborhood. If you get a reputation for being annoying, people aren't going to call you when they actually need something.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 10:36:26 ago (+0/-0)

Good Lord, the home owner was much more tolerant than I would have been.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 06:55:16 ago (+0/-0)

I always say now "Take the next person". Repeat it again, if needed. Usually multiple times.

[ - ] oyblat 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

Is that the comedian type person from All Gas No Breaks?

If this is actually a real person, he's a fucking idiot.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

Maxx is a fuckin faggot

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

I've had a couple of encounters with pushy salesmen like this. Funny thing is my version left with him completely shedding the "professional" outlook and going straight to "fuck you!" and then storming off angrily.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:01:37 ago (+1/-0)

Manlets raised by woman will do this.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 23:43:37 ago (+1/-0)*

A certain big box hardware store in my state has for some time now been hiring an in-house sales team to harass you while you shop ("Hi, how are you today, sir? Listen, when was the last time you replaced your (furnace, kitchen cabinets, floors, etc.)?"). Normally, I'm pretty polite. I've figured out if I just simply answer that I recently updated and I'm happy with what I've got, they'll usually just thank me and walk away.

But I had a woman in this role flip out on me because, on this one particular day, I was in a hurry. In fact, I'd been to the store twice already (that day) and dealt with the sales pitch...twice already. It was one of those days. The third time in the store, she approached me and I just said, "Thank you, but I don't have time for this right now." I smiled. I said this politely. She became indignant. The short of it: she said, "What an asshole," as she was walking away.

I was surprised, but I didn't really react to her. Before leaving the store I mentioned it to customer service, and I haven't seen her again.

I fucking hate being predictably approached by these kinds of salespeople. The part that pisses me off the most is the seeming expectation that we're impolite if we don't allow them to chat us up and instead cut them off immediately ("Thanks, but I'm not interested."). I barely have enough time for the people I love most. No, I don't owe you a fucking second Mr. Are-You-Happy-With-Your-Current-Cable-Provider.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 17:23:03 ago (+0/-0)

These outfits are a scam. Theyll come out once to clean your house to make believe they're actually performing a service. But all they're really doing is laughing their asses off spraying water at your house.

Never give anyone who door knocks a check or cash, no matter how good it sounds. Pay with a credit card that they have to swipe (not read off), so when you find out the hard way you can still get your bank to reverse the charge.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 17:58:48 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 18:32:34 ago (+1/-0)

You get ticks all over your ass?

Well, grats on your ass being saved, at any rate!

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 00:35:37 ago (+1/-0)

Disgusting creatures. Makes my skin crawl.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 20:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 14:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 16:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Ayylmao

[ - ] Ayylmao 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 09:27:52 ago (+0/-0)

More like they drove in when you weren't home and dumped some on you. See, it works!

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 18:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

ServiceMaster isn't a scam and is worth billions.

[ - ] Master_Foo -9 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 16:03:47 ago (+2/-11)

Christ-Cucks will cry all day long about why it's evil to put a hatchet in this poor Jew's face.

[ + ] Mopar_or_nocar24

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 17:48:29 ago (+5/-0)

Why are you like this?

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 19:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

The real question we should be asking is "Where is the lie?"
The first step to solving a problem is admitting we have a problem.

It's pretty obvious this Jew needs a hatchet in it's face... but I'm the asshole for suggesting it. The Jew is protected.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -7 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 17:50:28 ago (+0/-7)

Anything that makes christ cucks bawww oceans is a-ok

[ + ] albatrosv15

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 07:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

What about the jews and muslims?

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 10:45:57 ago (+0/-0)

Whatever

[ + ] Mopar_or_nocar24

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 09:18:49 ago (+0/-0)

Don't you mean Catholics?